gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
YOU WIN! I concede. YOU DO have the best guitar ever.32-20-Blues said:My guitar is much better than yours. Seriously.
Guess where the input jack is?
Same place it is on a strat. Fuckin' perverts.
mikemorgan
panned out
gibson59neck said:
That's what makes my guitar better than yours, it's really BOUTIQUE, man. Everyone has a Les Paul, don't they? They sell 'em at Guitar Center don't they? Bet you got yours from Musicians Friend? JC Penny? Walmart? How pedestrian.....
mikemorgan
panned out
Me too, I give up. 32-20, you the man.
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
JC Penny? Shit dude, is that place still around somehwere? No wonder you got a George Holmes Custom.mikemorgan said:
I dunno - DOES everyone have a Les Paul? Maybe they do because they are SO DAMN COOL! YOU don't! You have that John Holmes thing. Does it have a studded, 12-inch ebony neck with firemans' helmet headstock?
My Les Paul floated down out of the sky, because it was made by GOD! Then He took one it's ribs and made 32-20-blues's guitar. And then IT ate the apple, and we've been screwed ever since...
legionserial
New member
gibson59neck said:
Yeah but god only gave you that Les Paul as a token apology for not being able to reproduce the total uberness of my guitar.
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ggunn
Crystal Flavolian
mikemorgan said:
Bigger? Don't you mean John Holmes? Now that's a lotta wood!
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
I despise the use of the prefix "uber" and therefore cannot comment further on your post.legionserial said:Yeah but god only gave you that Les Paul as a token apology for not being able to reproduce the total uberness of my guitar.
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ggunn
Crystal Flavolian
gibson59neck said:
Just because you don't know what something means is no reason to get snippy...
lbanks
Banned
Mine has 6(SIX) strings! And it red! Whats wrong with you that you can see how superior it is??!! It ever has the name Squire Strat printed on it... in real black ink!! Better recognize!gibson59neck said:
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
Jst admit it - it flew out of that walrus's ass in a big sloppy splash on your floor, and you thought it was a walrus baby and you dressed it up to look like a really bad guitar and now you carry it around and whisper to it, which makes people around you nervous.lbanks said:Mine has 6(SIX) strings! And it red! Whats wrong with you that you can see how superior it is??!! It ever has the name Squire Strat printed on it... in real black ink!! Better recognize!
Just admit it. Admitting you have a problem is the fist step to recovery.
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Thurgood
New member
My POD is better than your guitar.
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NRS
New member
A lotta chatter but only one poster so far was willing to unzip his fly and whip out the goods. Why arent the rest of you guys posting pics?
lbanks
Banned
NEVER! NEVER!gibson59neck said:
(...its a Elephant Seal)
mikemorgan
panned out
I get wood every time I play her.ggunn said:
teknomike
Oldbie
This thread is USELESS without pics, doods
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
It actually looks a huge crap I just took, except the crap didn't have a face and wasn't holding a bucket...lbanks said:NEVER! NEVER!
(...its a Elephant Seal)
punkin
Univalve & Avatar Speaks
32-20-Blues said:My guitar is much better than yours. Seriously.
Guess where the input jack is?
Same place it is on a strat. Fuckin' perverts.
Boutique...or buttock?
That's just down-simple nasty. That would go great with my hoolah girl on the dasboard and the red light on the front door step.
Dude, THAT's GREAT!
Just want to ask,...how's the action on it?
Seriously, that's WINS hands-down!
lbanks
Banned
Must have been a Gibson.gibson59neck said:
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32-20-Blues
New member
punkin said:Boutique...or buttock?
That's just down-simple nasty. That would go great with my hoolah girl on the dasboard and the red light on the front door step.
Dude, THAT's GREAT!
Just want to ask,...how's the action on it?
The action? Like butter, boys, like butter. This thing plays itself. Personally, I would have preferred if the carved nipples acted as tone and volume controls, but youcan't have everything, I guess.
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
Fantastic!lbanks said: