mshilarious
Banned
Ah! I see you obviously don't care about spelling or punctuation, either. That's cool.
I used to surf a lot. I hung out with a bunch of other people that surfed a lot, too. We used to call the boogie-boarders (spongers), and considered them a kind of lower class citizen in the hierarchy of ocean sports. From my experience, and I understand that this isn't absolute, but Midi kids are the musical version of a sponger. They aren't actually good enough to play real instruments so they just fake it.
What about fat nearing-middle age men who are finally buoyant enough to bodysurf? What do you call us? "Fat bastards who are too cheap to spend $5.99 on a boogie board" seems kinda wordy
Last week there was a day that was practically flat, but this 7yo girl was riding 'em in all the way on what was a longboard for her--I think it was about 5' . . . she is several hundred times cooler than me