Midi is just like DOS willis...you DO know all about DOS don't you?
I know DOS inside and out. I wrote an essay on it in college. I still have it:
An essay on DOS
The issues involving DOS has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of DOS. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning DOS by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, DOS bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Recent thought on DOS has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is DOS. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model of economics.
Cost
Of
Living
DOS
When displayed this way it becomes very clear that DOS is of great importance. Obviously the cost of living is in financial terms 'holding hands with DOS.' Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing night and day.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by one of the great political analysts Aaron Bootlegger 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with DOS, that this highlights an important issue. History tells us that DOS will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
While DOS may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
We can say with certainty DOS is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though DOS brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly DOS.
I shall give the final word to star Macaulay Jackson: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]
[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about DOS, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing