Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
I have 2 of these...1 to shit on, and the other to cover it up with..... 
ocnor
Lord Of The Thighs
Maybe you should use 1 to dig a hole, shit in that, and then use the other to mark the spot so that you don't step in it.Dogman said:I have 2 of these...1 to shit on, and the other to cover it up with.....
Fenderville
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LOL... What the hell was this guy thinking?
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boomtap
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I like the fact that it is it's own stand. A good guitar stand will run you $12.00.
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I'd love to see who bought it. Oh man, I can just see it now... little Jimmy has been begging his mom for a guitar for months... She FINALLY says OK and finds this one on Ebay thinking, "what a deal... the guitars in the stores are HUNDREDS of dollars". Imagine the look on little Jimmy's face when it arrives.Bassman Brad said:What really freaks me out is that there were six bids.
Tim
jfrog
uber-nerd
Timothy Lawler said:
What I liked about the ebay description is how it listed all the particulars of the guitar, such as brand & serial number...like you'd care at that point.
"SERIAL NO. 721258...hmmm...that indicates an early 90's model...they were much too heavy for my liking. I think I'll hold out until I can find a Taylor Frankestein guitar"
mandocaster
non compos mentis
Timothy Lawler said:
Little Jimmy, when you learn how to play Stairway to Heaven on this guitar we will think about getting you a better one.
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And it gets worse... no doubt he'll be sent for guitar lessons to the neighborhood piano teacher who's filling out her schedule a bit doubling on guitar. She doesn't play herself but that's OK... since "the guitar's so easy compared to piano". (Don't laugh, it happens all the time.) She'll get really mad at him because he can't fret anything clearly, and because his bleeding fingers drip on her carpet. And when he says, "but all my friends' guitars have frets… and strings you can press down", she'll just tell him to stop making excuses and try harder. Then she'll google "frets" to find out what they are.mandocaster said:
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GoldFalcon
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That's my 13th birthday all over again.
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
So, is your Sons name "Jimmy" by chance????Timothy Lawler said:
(sorry, Tim....Too good to pass up...)
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Timothy Lawler said:
"That box looks good, it even echoes when I yell in it....................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I am sure I could get this little bugger to play a little louder.............................."
"Heh there is also a guitar which is electric eh..............Mum, can I get a guitar which is electric for my next birthday, I still could use the box-one too, in fact I think I can play them both at the same time as the box will help the other one to play a little louder.............."
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bendplucker
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definately contrived by lonely man that recently started smokng bud
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I was at the home of a flute teacher once for a local music teachers association meeting. She was an excellent flautist and well known in the area. There was a guitar stand in the corner holding a little junker guitar - one of those old small toy cowboy guitars from some ancient Sears catalog it looked like. Warped neck, mismatched semibroken tuners, chipped and dinged all over, mismatched steel and nylon strings, action an inch high. I said, "oh, I see you have a guitar", expecting a joking response. But no... no joking... she said, "Yeah, I teach guitar also and have that for me and my students to use." Wait.... MAYBE IT WAS HER THAT BOUGHT THE GUITAR IN THIS THREAD!!!! Would have been an improvement.mandocaster said:
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Karmadog777
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thats a MIJ epi,not one of those crap korean models,oh yeh the 2X4s plywood and astro turf may be import,but you can bet your bippy that bad boy was
handcrafted in the good 'ol US of A !
probably by a cerial killer,I bet theres a head in that box!
if not atleast some small animal bones.
Little Jimmy,better wash your hands after playing that thing!
handcrafted in the good 'ol US of A !
probably by a cerial killer,I bet theres a head in that box!
if not atleast some small animal bones.
Little Jimmy,better wash your hands after playing that thing!
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Hey, maybe it's got the ashes of a cremated guitar player in it... a new cremation service that takes your favorite guitar (or part of it anyway), stands it up in a box that holds your ashes as well.
Little Jimmy: "Mom, what's this stuff in the bottom of my guitar box?... looks like dirt but it tastes like beef jerky."
Tim