Lets do this. (please listen to my KILLER tunes)

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Thats right my name is Walden spence. I have a web site that totally rocks. I have posted THREE songs I have written, and ONE vocal audition I did.
The first song is an electric masterpiece, listen and you will know. The second tune is something else. Not only is it shredd, but its an acoustic shredd. Pretty brilliant. The third song is one that I wrote and performed live at the Santa Monica civic in front of 12,000 people. I played guitar and sang on it- we killed. I called it "prisoner of shredd"
Finally the last little "tune" on my site is a vocal audition I did with a band... it demonstrates my singing chops. Im a pretty awesome singer.

If the site doesnt work it means the bandwith is being taken up ( a TON of people want to hear my work- it rocks) so save it in your favorties and try again in a few hours- its definitely worth it.
http://thewaldenexperience.tripod.com/
 
I'm speechless. Truly speechless.

Ever notice what a strange word "speechless" is? It sounds like it should be an animal or a desert topping. "Hey buddy, don't skimp on the speechless there!" Seriously. Couldn't they have spelled it with a few less letters? How about the "chless" part at the end... Who's idea was that? That just rolls off the tongue like a brick of semi-porous machined aluminum. It's up there with Fe-bru-ary and Wed-nes-day and Miller-Genuine-Draft.

On top of that, it doesn't even LOOK like a real word - "FRANK"... Now, THERE's a word. Can I be frank? Are you being frank with me? Did Frank just hit on me?!? Where the hell is Frank, anyway? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. I mean, can you believe that the spell-checker doesn't look at "speechless" a few times before making up its mind? Give it something solid like "antidisestablishmentarianistically" or something with some teeth for crying out loud.

Guess I got a little sidetracked there... What were we talking about?
 
I think I just saw you on American Idol.

You were throwing water on Simon.

That is what I think.

I hope you can read between the lines.
 
That's right, you heard right! The secret word for tonight is "MUDSHARK".
 
The vocal audition was hilarious guys, thanks for the laugh, reminded me of Spinal Tap.
 
I don't mean to be rude but you're one of the worst performers I've ever heard in my life.
 
How about we don't and say we did?

WaldenMan said:

The first song is an electric masterpiece....[/url]
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No it's not.

WaldenMan said:
The second tune is something else. Not only is it shredd, but its an acoustic shredd. Pretty brilliant. [/url]
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No it's not.

WaldenMan said:
The third song is one that I wrote and performed live at the Santa Monica civic in front of 12,000 people.[/url]
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I don't believe you.

WaldenMan said:
Im a pretty awesome singer. [/url]
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No you're not.

WaldenMan said:
a TON of people want to hear my work- it rocks [/url]
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NO they don't and NO you don't.
 
There's no way that this is for real. I'm not into badmouthing people's music, but I don't even know where to start with constructive criticism.

If this is for real, then I have only one suggestion: you need an attitude adjustment. The whole "I rock so much" thing isn't very becoming.
 
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I could not get any of it to open and play---- so I got nothing to say:confused:
 
Is this a joke???????I mean geeeeeeez, he seems like
he thinks his shit don't stink or somthing!:rolleyes:
 
BillyFurnett said:
Oh no... I didn't even know FT had a brother!
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I assumed it was FT, or some other silllly little guy....

I have almost an overwhelming morbid curiosity to download it, but naaaaa. I'll pass. Who needs reviews, or fans for that matter when you are THAT full of yourself!

What was the Extreme (80's metal) song? It enexplicably keeps coming to mind, for whatever reason... Kid eggo or some other breakfast-food product?
 
My morbid curiosity overcame me. Luckily this individual has succeeded in exceeding his/her allowable bandwidth.

I suppose such narcissistic behavior does at least beg attention...

Whatever works for ya'!
 
Is it just me, or do all of these free webspace website suck? I can never listen to anyone's songs when they upload to Geocities, Angelfire, and Tripod.

www.nowhereradio.com

Upload there. :)
 
FattMusiek said:
Is it just me, or do all of these free webspace website suck? I can never listen to anyone's songs when they upload to Geocities, Angelfire, and Tripod.

www.nowhereradio.com

Upload there. :)
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Nowhere is no longer accepting FREE sign ups.

And yes,I agree,all the free sites only give you a small amount of bandwidth before they pull the plug for a few hours......sucks.

Nowhereradio is a good deal for the price.
 
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