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walters
New member
How do i use these Lag Processors?
What does a Lag Processor really do ?
What does a Lag Processor really do ?
beezelbubba
Shitty Buddhist
I prefer my lags unprocessed!A lag processor is the sort of a processor one would use if they prefer a processed lag.I'd get ahold of one cheap(on EBAY,perhaps)and try it out to see which way you want your lag to lag!YMMV!
fraserhutch
Flypaper for freaks
beezelbubba said:
I always was a lag man, myself
ocnor
Lord Of The Thighs
Lag-Processing
In the olden times lag-rolling was always a great frolic and brought the people from far and near to lend a helping hand in building the new house.
In handling lags, lagermen have tools made for that purpose--cant-hooks, peevy irons, lannigans, and numerous other implements with names as peculiar as their looks--but the old backwoodsmen and pioneers who lived in lag houses owned no tools but their tomahawks, their axes, and their rifles, and the lags of most of their houses were processed in place by the men themselves pushing them up the skids laid against the cabin wall for that purpose; later, when the peddlers and traders brought ropes to the settlements, they used these to process their lags in, place.
In building my lag house in Pennsylvania we used two methods; one was hand power (Fig. 181). Taking two ropes we fastened the ends securely inside the cabin. We then passed the free ends of the ropes around the lag, first under it and then over the top of it, then up to a group of men who, by pulling on the free ends,processed the lag up to the top of the cabin.
But when Lafe Jeems and Nate Tanner and Jimmy Rosencranz were supplied with some oxen they fastened a chain to each end of the lag , then fastened a pulley-block to the other side of the cabin, that is, the side opposite the skids, and ran the line through the pulley-block to the oxen as it is run to the three men.
When the oxen were started the lag processed up the skids to the loose rafters N, O, P and when once up there it was easily shoved and fitted into place.
In the olden times lag-rolling was always a great frolic and brought the people from far and near to lend a helping hand in building the new house.
In handling lags, lagermen have tools made for that purpose--cant-hooks, peevy irons, lannigans, and numerous other implements with names as peculiar as their looks--but the old backwoodsmen and pioneers who lived in lag houses owned no tools but their tomahawks, their axes, and their rifles, and the lags of most of their houses were processed in place by the men themselves pushing them up the skids laid against the cabin wall for that purpose; later, when the peddlers and traders brought ropes to the settlements, they used these to process their lags in, place.
In building my lag house in Pennsylvania we used two methods; one was hand power (Fig. 181). Taking two ropes we fastened the ends securely inside the cabin. We then passed the free ends of the ropes around the lag, first under it and then over the top of it, then up to a group of men who, by pulling on the free ends,processed the lag up to the top of the cabin.
But when Lafe Jeems and Nate Tanner and Jimmy Rosencranz were supplied with some oxen they fastened a chain to each end of the lag , then fastened a pulley-block to the other side of the cabin, that is, the side opposite the skids, and ran the line through the pulley-block to the oxen as it is run to the three men.
When the oxen were started the lag processed up the skids to the loose rafters N, O, P and when once up there it was easily shoved and fitted into place.
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RAMI
Guest
OK...so maybe I'm a little drunk alot of stupid...but what the fuck are you guys talking about????
ez_willis
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RAMI said:
Maybe an essay on Lag Processors will help you understand. If there's anything I missed, let me know-
An essay on Lag Processors
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Lag Processors , I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Lag Processors . Though Lag Processors is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Lag Processors smells of success.
Did I mention how lovely Lag Processors is? If society has a favourite child, it is Lag Processors .
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, as is standard in this case. Market
Value
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Gold
Lag Processors
There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Even a child could work out that the market value of gold has always depended upon Lag Processors to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Lag Processors and political feeling.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Augstin Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] He was first introduced to Lag Processors by his mother. If Lag Processors be the food of politics, play on.
While Lag Processors may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
We can conclude that the Lag Processors has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It brings peace, puts out 'fires', and statistically it's great.
I'll leave you with this quote from Nicole Zeta-Jones 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Lag Processors by my side.' [3]
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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Lag Processors , but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
RhythmRmixd
New member
The process of lagging is a technique that has been used by engineers for many years, to keep them working longer hours in the studio on a particular project, and ultimately to make more money off hourly rates. This is no secret.