Porn gridlock? On MY computer? You wouldn't find any of that stuff on MY computer. No sir. No porn anywhere on my computer. Why I'm a good christian man, like that Ted Haggard guy in Colorado Springs who got caught with a hooker and methamphetamines, but porn? uh-uh, no sireebob.
Hang on, I got a pop-up...geez look at that rack (audio rack, of course).
Thanks for the comments. I've about decided not to mess with tweaking my computer other than turning off internet and anti-virus.