For me, my main football enemy would be an Atlanta Falcons fan. They can all die in a chemical fire that can never be extinguished. For college, it's tough. Being an LSU guy, everyone in the SEC is our enemy. LSU doesn't have a natural geographic rival anymore. It used to be Tulane for decades, but those two schools have drifted apart significantly. We'll always hate Ole Miss, Bama, Auburn, Arkansas, Florida etc all pretty equally. Though lately, it's been Bama. Fuck Bama. Bama, Ole Miss, Florida, and Auburn. Those are all bigtime rivals for LSU. An LSU vs Bama game in Tiger stadium is fucking epic.