SLuiCe said:
Hmmm...if those aren't drug references I'll eat my feet with a spoon.
HAHAhaha...start eatin man. It's a 'gambling' reference. Well, I guess thats sort of a drug so.... you can eat some potatoes tonite
BTW:
How to know when you're in Maine.
1. Traffic Jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Bangor for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6... You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave them both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish and berries.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are four empty cars running in the parking lot at the convenience store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
16. You know all four seasons: almost wintah, wintah, still wintah and construction.
17. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Maine. (and those who wish they lived in Maine.)
Masshole
. just lemme know when you and the fellas from california, detroit, and new orleans are getting together and where.
