SHEPPARDB. Well-known member Oct 22, 2007 #1 3 One to change it and two to stand in the corner and say he is not that good.
fraserhutch Flypaper for freaks Oct 22, 2007 #2 yeah, yeah,........ 3 - one to change it, and 2 others to argue about how EVH would have done it. 1 - he just holds the light bulb up and the world revolves around him etc etc
yeah, yeah,........ 3 - one to change it, and 2 others to argue about how EVH would have done it. 1 - he just holds the light bulb up and the world revolves around him etc etc
Gorty New member Oct 22, 2007 #3 How do you know when it's your drummer knocking at the door? His knocking gets progressively faster.
Lt. Bob Spread the Daf! Oct 22, 2007 #4 How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 4 ..... 1 to change the bulb and 3 to talk about how much better the old bulbs were.
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 4 ..... 1 to change the bulb and 3 to talk about how much better the old bulbs were.
Lt. Bob Spread the Daf! Oct 22, 2007 #5 How do you know if a soundman is at your door. You tell him the doorbell was ringing and he says, "It sounds good out here."
How do you know if a soundman is at your door. You tell him the doorbell was ringing and he says, "It sounds good out here."
ocnor Lord Of The Thighs Oct 22, 2007 #6 What do you say to a guitarist that's wearing a suit? "Will the defendant please rise"
Roguetitan New member Oct 22, 2007 #7 Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them
Roguetitan New member Oct 22, 2007 #8 What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless
Roguetitan New member Oct 22, 2007 #9 Hey...Hey...Hey... How does a guitar player show up for practice? Drunk and late......... as usual
Roguetitan New member Oct 22, 2007 #10 OK 2 more and I am done How do you make a guitarist play quieter? Put sheet music in front of him. How do you make him stop? Put notes on it.
OK 2 more and I am done How do you make a guitarist play quieter? Put sheet music in front of him. How do you make him stop? Put notes on it.
fraserhutch Flypaper for freaks Oct 23, 2007 #12 What do you call a guitarist with a page? An optimist, What do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend? Homeless.
What do you call a guitarist with a page? An optimist, What do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend? Homeless.
G ggunn Crystal Flavolian Oct 23, 2007 #13 How many DAW plug-in designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
How many DAW plug-in designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
Gear_Junky New member Oct 23, 2007 #14 How many guitarists to change a light bulb? Rock guitarists, right? Because those country guitarists won't touch anything electric Well, they can all change light bulbs fairly well, as long as the instructions aren't in standard notation.
How many guitarists to change a light bulb? Rock guitarists, right? Because those country guitarists won't touch anything electric Well, they can all change light bulbs fairly well, as long as the instructions aren't in standard notation.
A andydeedpoll i do love smilies... Oct 23, 2007 #15 how many pshyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1, but he has to really Want to change. i once asked a bass player if he wanted to tune before he started a gig. his reply was "no, i only did that last year..."
how many pshyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1, but he has to really Want to change. i once asked a bass player if he wanted to tune before he started a gig. his reply was "no, i only did that last year..."
B Big Kenny New member Oct 23, 2007 #16 How many guitarists to change a light bulb? 3- one to change it and two to say "I can do that."
up-fiddler Taming the World--for now Oct 23, 2007 #17 And then he cried..... .... wah-wah all the way home. Stupid Cry Baby.
Blue Groove New member Oct 23, 2007 #19 ... "How do you know when it's your drummer knocking at the door? His knocking gets progressively faster." After you've dicovered it's a drummer, how do you get rid of him... Pay him for the pizza!
... "How do you know when it's your drummer knocking at the door? His knocking gets progressively faster." After you've dicovered it's a drummer, how do you get rid of him... Pay him for the pizza!
Blue Groove New member Oct 23, 2007 #20 ... What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
... What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.