How Many Guitarist Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

fraserhutch

Flypaper for freaks
yeah, yeah,........

3 - one to change it, and 2 others to argue about how EVH would have done it.

1 - he just holds the light bulb up and the world revolves around him

etc etc
 

Gorty

New member
How do you know when it's your drummer knocking at the door?



His knocking gets progressively faster.
 

Lt. Bob

Spread the Daf!
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

4 ..... 1 to change the bulb and 3 to talk about how much better the old bulbs were.
 

Lt. Bob

Spread the Daf!
How do you know if a soundman is at your door.





You tell him the doorbell was ringing and he says, "It sounds good out here."
 

ocnor

Lord Of The Thighs
What do you say to a guitarist that's wearing a suit?

"Will the defendant please rise"
 

Roguetitan

New member
OK 2 more and I am done

How do you make a guitarist play quieter?

Put sheet music in front of him.



How do you make him stop?

Put notes on it.
:D
:cool:
 

fraserhutch

Flypaper for freaks
What do you call a guitarist with a page?

An optimist,





What do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend?


Homeless.
 

ggunn

Crystal Flavolian
How many DAW plug-in designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
 

Gear_Junky

New member
How many guitarists to change a light bulb?

Rock guitarists, right? Because those country guitarists won't touch anything electric :)

Well, they can all change light bulbs fairly well, as long as the instructions aren't in standard notation.
 

andydeedpoll

i do love smilies...
how many pshyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1, but he has to really Want to change.



i once asked a bass player if he wanted to tune before he started a gig. his reply was "no, i only did that last year..."
 

Blue Groove

New member
...

"How do you know when it's your drummer knocking at the door?



His knocking gets progressively faster."

After you've dicovered it's a drummer, how do you get rid of him...



Pay him for the pizza!
 
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