an IQ of 7 in a human would most likely indicate a lack of being able to even live past about a minute and a half or so, as there would not even be the ability to breathe... 70, is also below the average for someone considered mildly retarded, which would probably even be below the capacity to use a computer, maybe enough to shit ones self and drip spit bubbles from the corner of the mouth. You're attempt at humour is paltry at best, and leaves me scratching my head as to how a human brain decided it to be humorous to say such things. (translation.... duhhh that was a dumb joke deerrr)
I might have you know that you do not know of what you speak of friend. I'd stop before you make yourself look like a total idiot. You're caught up in an argument that could only be successfully had almost a decade ago without people looking at you as if you hadn't touched a piece of audio gear in almost as long. Regardless of what you believe the community is chatting about, they certainly aren't spending time talking about how digital is "ruining music"...unless they simply cannot write music well enough to save their life anymore (has beens) and need something beside themselves to blame for their lack of success.
FYI, it makes no difference if it's a virtual synth or a DAW software, if you can accurately model an analog circuit you can do it...regardless if it's meant to playback a waveform, effect it, or generate one from scratch. Again, you show that you only really know of older digital gear when it comes to the process of recording, with every word you say, proving it more and more. What the fuck difference do you think is in an effects box that is digital vs software, just the fact that you have a few noise generators (a cable and interfaces on both ends) in between the signal and destination.
They couldn't make magic with a portastuudio because that is severely below any level of quality that could produce something passable as anything other than, a portastudio recording... again, you date yourself... welcome to the land of computers...they're great little inventions...think of them like an abacus on speed, to use terms that you might be familiar with. Believe it or not, but all those wonderful little digital recordings coming out these days use something that isn't a portastudio, and magic is attained on a regular basis, whether it uses analog tape or not.
Analog quality has declined, sure...but I must tell you that the quality of digital gear has gotten insanely good, and is getting better all the time..there are innovations every day (such as Pianoteq...an 8mb physically modeled piano that has fooled quite a few people in my experience as to if it was a real piano.."Oh i'm so glad you got a real piano for that part...you just can't capture the emotion with sampled pianos" <-- actual quote lol)
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE!!!
Check your WISC-R scores on that retarded classification. 70 is in a functioning range that would be quite above drooling and not being able to repress bowel movements. I am sure a person with your confidence in being correct knew that and was just attempting humor that was not gotten and left others scratching thir heads.
He was lightening the mood and trying to keep things on a friendly, social discourse level. Nothing wrong with that.