Here's Your Big Chance To TOTALLY Diss A Famous Guitarist

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mcmetal said:
like the saying goes... most bass players are failed guitarists.
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So does that mean by starting with the bass, I was already a failed guitarist in some kind of Sun Tzuvian way? :(


FamousBeagle said:
The guitar solo goes EXACTLY LIKE THIS: "blippy blippy doodley doodley doodley DIVE BOMB doodley doodley diddley bloop bloop wooooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooo DIVE BOMB horsey noise horsey noise DIVE BOMB wooooOOooo blippy doodley WOOOOWOOOOOO".
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That's one of the most hilarious things I've ever read!
 
Toker41 said:
Hey! You took mine!

He is the sloppiest, most over-rated guitar player to ever stumble onto a stage. I defy you to find a video clip of a whole song where he doesn't fuck up, and get sloppy several times in it. I will not dog his writing, but he simply is NOT a good player. So tired of everyone jumping on the bandwagon of "greatest of all time". Sorry, but Stairway sucks. Lyrics mean nothing, and there is nothing special about the guitar work. It's even worse live, because the guy simply can't play it.
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amen brother...amen
 
Fek the rules,Trivium and Zak Wilde both get on my tits,mainly cos you cant pick up a guitar magazine without the plook brothers grim with thier shite Deans or Zak with some god awful looking Gibson lookin like it was sprayed in the Fiat factory on the front cover.Dont really care how good or bad they are,thier joining Edge on the tossers list.:p
 
CMunch said:
Fek the rules,Trivium and Zak Wilde both get on my tits,mainly cos you cant pick up a guitar magazine without the plook brothers grim with thier shite Deans or Zak with some god awful looking Gibson lookin like it was sprayed in the Fiat factory on the front cover.Dont really care how good or bad they are,thier joining Edge on the tossers list.:p
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Hilarious. And I know what you mean about Trivium. I think their vocals and lyrics are terrible. Like they just toss em in because no one would listen to them otherwise.
 
About the Cream reunions.....they were good. Great I would say. In the interviews they said they didn't try to recreate what they were. All their gear was different.....Warwicks, Strats, and DW drums instead of EB-3s, SGs, and Ludwigs. Their playing styles are different now and they know this. With what they had, it kicked ass.

Now if you check out the bootlegs from the New York show they played later that year, aside from the video quality, the performances were even better.

Its too bad the concert footage of them in their 'prime' sucked balls. Especially their Farewell Concert....why couldn't the camera concentrate on the White Room solo?
 
Kerry King=Tosser

Should be raped with one of his pythons or a Toblerone:D
 
Ok..Ill play

Clapton..why you ask

I think it's because of all the shit cover bands I have herd play frickin LAYLA...god what a way to bring you right down into a hang over..NOw I cant stand it when that crap song comes on the crap radio!!:D
 
Farview said:
If we are doing bass players, the guy from Judas Priest takes the Cake. He plays straight 1/8 notes and doesn't even change with half the chord changes. The bass line to "heading out to the Highway" is, for the most part, two notes...A and E.
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On the other hand, Steve Harris could play a kazoo in galloping sixteenths, and it would rule the world! :cool:
 
Terry Wetzel said:
Where is your porofessionality,(I guess that's a word)? The only reason to disrespect,(sorry for not using the current, hip abbreviation), any guitarist who has paid his dues and made it in this cut throat business would be out of pure jealosy? Artististic people should help one another! Not bad mouth their peers! Anyone who is that bad on their instrument should have long ago faced the facts and decided to use their axe for a door stop! Well, on second thought, maybe Frank Zappa!:mad:
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I'm not a Zappa fan. At all. But Zappa did one great service for the world of music when, in the midst of the '80s wanking mania, he surprised a Guitar World interviewer by telling him he hadn't played a guitar in years, guitar had become more like gymnastics than music, and if a kid wanted to be famous they should hire a good hairdresser :D
 
mshilarious said:
You know, you could take a Boss Digital Delay with a stereo out, loop one channel out back to the input, and work the knobs . . .


I wanna hear a band with just a delayist, a cowbellist, and maybe a couple of dudes dancing a la David Bowie with Klaus Nomi :cool:
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Woah . . . I just had an epiphany . . . what if Gene Frenkle could be transported back in time but not space, and thus appear with Bowie and Nomi on "The Man Who Sold the World"!?!? Woah. Far out, man.
 
mshilarious said:
On the other hand, Steve Harris could play a kazoo in galloping sixteenths, and it would rule the world! :cool:
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I would almost give you that, but the only thing he can seem to do is galloping sixteenths. He might not be playing one note, but he only has one idea. After 30 years of playing the same thing, he should be pretty good at it...
 
Farview said:
I would almost give you that, but the only thing he can seem to do is galloping sixteenths. He might not be playing one note, but he only has one idea. After 30 years of playing the same thing, he should be pretty good at it...
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I believe he may have played arpeggios on "Rime of the Ancient Mariner". Other than that, yeah, pretty much :o
 
I think that one guitar player that really needs to be put down a step is John Petrucci

I mean really.... weakest member of the band....
 
Why has the abuse slowed down to a trickle? How about this--I don't get why Clapton is so revered for his "woman tone". I mean, every guitarist in the world whimpers like a little girl when I pwn them with my axemeistership :cool:
 
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