Here's Your Big Chance To TOTALLY Diss A Famous Guitarist

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All of them, seriously.

But if I had to pick one, Hendrix hands down. Maybe he was innovative, but I can't stand listening to the mess of noise he came up with, I find no joy whatsoever in his music.

Just sayin...
 
swan song

Back when Deep Purple was the loudest rock band in the world I thought Ritchie Blackmore was the epitome of rock guitarists. Then, after the potato incident, I thought he was a showboating ass who played to many wrong notes.
 
dogonjon said:
Back when Deep Purple was the loudest rock band in the world I thought Ritchie Blackmore was the epitome of rock guitarists. Then, after the potato incident, I thought he was a showboating ass who played to many wrong notes.
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The potato incident? Do tell...
 
OK StevieB-I'm a rhythm guitarist, so I really just don't care about all of these melodic hyper-shredding guitar gods My honorable mention? Keith Richards. This brain-dead junkie made the top ten list of Rolling Stone's (think they might be biased?) greatest guitarists in the world! And to boot, is credited by Rolling Stone with having written 14 of the 100 greatest songs of all time. If you gave this geriatric wanker enough Methadone to dry him out, he wouldn't even be string-eze to a rhythm guitarist like Pete Townsend. My winner? Bob Weir, who plays like Keith Richards, has Yngwie Malmsteen's ego, and is deluded enough to believe that he can sing. Great combination. This may make him the most insufferable guitarist of all time. Yeah, you can bitch about Jerry Garcia's noodling, but at least it shut Bob up.-Richie
 
I am going to mention Ted Nuggent. What a prick. Talk about someone who cant share the spot light. Not to mention he got away with statutory rape.
How stupid did he look in that "take me hi enough" video with the band Damn Yankees.

I am also going to mention Slash. Im sorry but if you want to sound like Slash all you have to do is flip the toggle switch on your les paul, plug in a marshall, put on a top hat, and burn your frizzy hair with a cigarette in your mouth (and also stay drunk with a bottle of Jack Daniels at all times). I am sure Izzy S. was the genius behind that group.
 
Purge said:
Eric Clapton. I will never get why everybody worships this comatose pentatonic dickbag, so don't bother trying to convince me. Thanks to him, I've had to tolerate thousands of would-be string slingers claiming that "guitarist X can say more with one note than blah blah blah." Whoopdy fucking doo...I can summarize all my thoughts on Clapton with only one finger...how cool am I? :p
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This was extremely funny to me! awesome.

Hatin'?

Just pick any guy with a pointy headstock, a floyd-rose and an instructional video extolling the wonders of some "mode" which sounds like a disease or genus/phylum/species
 
didn't read the whole thread but, yeah, i've always thought clapton was a wanker.
 
mshilarious said:
You know, you could take a Boss Digital Delay with a stereo out, loop one channel out back to the input, and work the knobs . . .


I wanna hear a band with just a delayist, a cowbellist, and maybe a couple of dudes dancing a la David Bowie with Klaus Nomi :cool:
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Holy shit! Where can I buy/see/feel THAT? I'd gladly pay top dollar for front row!
 
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