help me find an all in one guitar fx processor

[weatherbill]

I'm tired of all these stomp boxes and wires. I need an all in one guitar fx unit. I'm looking for one that will give me some good tone like my Ibanez TS-9 Tube screamer pedal, with some good wah variations and one that has some good envelope filter and also comes with a built in looper that can loop me at least 20 seconds of rythem, so I can play solo over it.
Ok, maybe I won't get all that I want, but it must have a looper built in it. Know of any?

 

[LongWaveStudio]

I have a Boss GX700 rackmount guitar effects unit. absoltuely awesome sounds. no looper though.

im selling it if you're interested. £260.