Hell yeah - Finally a MASTERING FORUM?!?

[masteringhouse]

Isn't Depends an adult diaper?? I'm not getting the connection...

Hey Chili!

Q: What is the best disposable diaper to use when reading responses from trolls on the HR forum?

A: It depends.

 

[dementedchord]

How about one of those plastic microphones with a spring in it?

hmmm... which MSH one is that i forget...

 

[DrewPeterson7]

Oh, nice - props to whoever made this change!



So, um, now that we have a mastering forum, could one of you tell how best to master my vocal tracks to work best with beats? I mainly do Southern Fried Chicken crunk hip-hop-core with a reggae/dub twist and a lot of sampled harpsichord, if it matters. Also, what's the best mic for less than $200 for mastering?

 

[antichef]

yeah, I was kinda wondering what the best microphone for mastering was under $100

edit: ack - not only wasn't that not very funny, but Drew *just said it* in the previous post -- I guess I one-upped because I lowered the bar to $100

 

[TeyshaBlue]

Oh, nice - props to whoever made this change!



So, um, now that we have a mastering forum, could one of you tell how best to master my vocal tracks to work best with beats? I mainly do Southern Fried Chicken crunk hip-hop-core with a reggae/dub twist and a lot of sampled harpsichord, if it matters. Also, what's the best mic for less than $200 for mastering?

I would recommend, after sampling some of your fine offerings, that you assign a big bowl of gravy to your master send and route everything through that.
*Protip* After the gravy has congealed, it makes a phenomenal boundry mic if you can get a piezo element to mount on it.
No need to thank me. I'm a giver.

 

[DrewPeterson7]

I would recommend, after sampling some of your fine offerings, that you assign a big bowl of gravy to your master send and route everything through that.
*Protip* After the gravy has congealed, it makes a phenomenal boundry mic if you can get a piezo element to mount on it.
No need to thank me. I'm a giver.

Antichef- glad to know I'm not the onyl one here with an awful sense of humor.

 

[Bguzaldo]

Now if we could only get a "I only have this much money and I want this gear, what's the best?" Forum