Have you ever recorded a fart? and.....

[Ted Bell]

Would you use your main vocal mic?


It's Friday!!!

 

[mrface2112]

no......but i'd be sure to use a poop screen though!


and maybe this is a use for those shitty chinese condensors everyone like slamming so much......





wade

 

[Ted Bell]

no......but i'd be sure to use a poop screen though!

"poop screen"...LMAO!!!!

I'm going to call Sweetwater and order one.

 

[noisedude]

hmm it's funny you should ask. i had a curry last night and if i'm honest you'd need to use a dynamic or at least a condenser with a 10dB pad on to handle the high SPL!

as for poop screen. i hate it when my fart is recorded with sibilance.

 

[mrface2112]

i guess mixing down a flatulence symphony would give an entirely new definition to "turd polishing", eh?


would you use an autocom pro to compress them? or would that be a better job for a 3630?


wade

 

[Rocket Boy]

just make sure you use a good pre, when you start layering farts through a cheap pre... it'll sound like shit.

 

[maskedman72]

just make sure you use a good pre, when you start layering farts through a cheap pre... it'll sound like shit.

if you keep overdubbing farts in the same room it will smell like shit too!

this subject has come up here before and i said it once so i shall say it again......i dont mic farts,i just use my fart plug-in.

 

[Rocket Boy]

yeah, make sure your room is well treated to... you should probably consult ethan

 

[Kramer]

be careful and choose the right mic......farts can have very damaging sound pressure levels.

 

[Stinky]

Don't forget your pre-amp, sir. The house recommends the (F)Art with OPL (Out Poop Limiter) or perhaps the gentleman would like to step up to the luxurious Fecalrite Poopmaster Pro?

 

[Richard Monroe]

This sounds like a case for distant mic'ing.-Richie

 

[noisedude]

distant mic'ing my arse.

you need it up close for the proximity effect.

 

[H2oskiphil]

I had proximity effect on a fart once.

Had to change my underwear.....

 

[H2oskiphil]

Don't forget your pre-amp, sir. The house recommends the (F)Art with OPL (Out Poop Limiter) or perhaps the gentleman would like to step up to the luxurious Fecalrite Poopmaster Pro?

Who on this forum would be more qualified than this guy to talk about micing farts?

The username tells it all....

 

[DJL]

Would you use your main vocal mic?


It's Friday!!!

I'd use H2oskiphil's mic.

 

[alanhyatt]

Re: Re: Have you ever recorded a fart? and.....

I'd use H2oskiphil's mic.

That was the best post I have ever seen you make! Seriously!

 

[noisedude]

Re: Re: Have you ever recorded a fart? and.....

I'd use H2oskiphil's mic.

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Richard Monroe]

Actually, I only record old farts.-Richie

 

[DJL]

Re: Re: Re: Have you ever recorded a fart? and.....

That was the best post I have ever seen you make! Seriously!

Wow, way cool... and your comment is the best post I've ever seen you make! Honest!

 

[lumbago]

Is there some outboard effect which may help - I need more delay between the sound and the slap-back.

Would digital delay assist?

Or just some compression?

I used to have a series of bar stools in my studio, but now I just have mic stands....