1stly - I'm not a guy. A guy is a stuffed image to be burned in a commemorative bonfire related to "traitor & plot". Or a guy is a guiding rope or line. OR a guy is a lazy yet highlypopular reference (of U.S. origins) to others.
2ndly - I don't need a break except from your pointlessness. Spamming is what the world needs a break from. Are you going to ring me during a meal next to offer to clean my roof tiles?
3rdly - adorable suggests there is something to adore - to love very deeply, to devote ones entire being to. You belittle the language by using it so poorly.
4thly - funny is a very relative thing. I'm a humourless antipodean who'd rather not be reminded of the twee sentimentality of others or, more accurately, the cynically & manipulative use of sentimentality to flog products & services to the general, and non-soliciting, public.
Finally - go away please.