Guitars are like women...

[Tadpui]

I saw Hard2Hear's comment about how guitars are like women, and I thought that there had to be at least 100 great ways to end that sentence. Any suggestions?

- ...sometimes you want their feedback, sometimes you don't
- ...if you don't want any feedback, put something over the soundhole
- ...you have to play with as many as you can before you find the one that's right for you
- ...if you rent one, be sure to wipe it off before playing with it

 

[CGibson]

They both come with strings attached

 

[Elusion]

They are addicting, and cost you too much damn money

Paul

 

[Imaduck]

...it's all about fingering.

oh yes, I went there.

 

[EleKtriKaz]

...it's all about fingering.

oh yes, I went there.

No...well yeah...but it's also about gettin' in there and doing it from behind, makin' it wail...wait, what were we talking about? Guitars? You guys don't do that with your guitars? Oh, yeah me neither. Damnit!

 

[Imaduck]

...the louder they scream the better; just don't wake up the neighbors.

 

[Even]

if you touch it right it lets you know... if you don't it REALLY lets you know

 

[Richard Monroe]

Some of them look good, but when you get your hands on them, they just don't feel right. And no matter how good it plays, you always want a few more.-Richie

 

[grinder]

they like having their g-string plucked.

 

[jimistone]

When you find a good one, then through stupidity loose it to another "player"...you miss her.

 

[satchmo]

All you want are a few good licks.

 

[pisces7378]

- Some appreciate with age, but most just get old and shitty!
- A lot depends on it's tail piece.
- If you have a nice one, then you want to display it. If it is a piece of shit, then you just keep it covered.
- Mostly only guys play guitar, but there are a few girls that like to play too.
- You'd really rather your friends didn't touch your guitar either.
- The drunker you get, the more you love your guitar!

 

[noiseportrait]

they like having their g-string plucked.

I think we have a winner!!!

 

[hixmix]

...in that finger technique is important but has anyone ever made a guitar sing with their tongue?

 

[mikeh]

I want to make some comparison to the use of "Coffin Cases" - but that would just be wrong!

 

[EleKtriKaz]

I want to make some comparison to the use of "Coffin Cases" - but that would just be wrong!

Oooh, now that's a thought provoker. You could go so many different directions with that one...necrophilia, unfeeling lover, vampire fetish...the list goes on. Very nice!

 

[boingoman]

Guitars are like women- I'm gonna have to mow a lot more lawns before I can afford one and wait a few more years before I can play either one right

Sorry, kid. Couldn't resist .

 

[nave]

They both have sexy curves:

http://www.aa.alpha-net.ne.jp/mikaela/galleryfolder/gallerybox/guitarwomanw03.jpg

http://imm-live-ics.wmin.ac.uk/mad/images/violindress[1].jpg

http://www.aa.alpha-net.ne.jp/mikaela/galleryfolder/gallerybox/guitarwomanw02.jpg

 

[faderbug]

you spend your lifetime looking for the perfect one and you always seem to end up with second best

 

[dirtythermos]

... you wish you'd done more with the one you had in highschool.