Guitars are like women...

[matty_boy]

And some seem to play a whole lot easier than others.

 

[lesterpaul]

you keep them all in a closet til you really want to hear what they have to say .....
they all have "relatives" but none ever drop by unexpectedly

 

[systmovadown]

Sorry, kid. Couldn't resist .

 

[glimmer_doll]

um...they're both made of wood, and your penis gets sore when you rub it against them too much....?

um...some have wider necks than others?

you should really strip them BEFORE you paint them...?

um...it's a lot of fun to pick up a cheap one and smash it into peices at the end of the night...?


ok...that may have been a bit much...

 

[teknomike]

... not all the cheap ones suck ?

 

[Tadpui]

LMAO mike

 

[Paradox]

Guitars are like women... you need to slide in a good PL for her to be electric..

 

[Jayme]

I saw Hard2Hear's comment about how guitars are like women, and I thought that there had to be at least 100 great ways to end that sentence.

I don't know, It sounds a bit wrong!

I put a strap on it then put my hand around it's neck squeezing it hard while I finger it and repetitively bang it's body until it screams, then when I'm done I put it in a hard case for a few days!

 

[foo]

Hang 'em up by the neck and they get a bit twisted.

If it was made in 1959, you probably can't afford it.