Grandma in monitors

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hixmix

Halibut, North Dakota
I was sitting in my studio today thinking about what I should record next. I heard some sounds coming through my monitors. At first I thought it was just some random radio frequency. I sat there for a while and concentrated on the sound. I heard something very familiar. I heard a message. It was the voice of my dead grandmother. She was telling me "everything is going to be allright".
 
Hix...

...there's something about reading your posts in the wee hours of the morning that you seem like even MORE of a freak than usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce
 
Maybe she took a wrong turn and ended up getting trapped in your Monitors, powerful magnets and shielding can do that. When she said that everything was going to be alright she may have been trying to console herself.
The fact that you have been constantly bombarding her with extremely loud music must be torturous for her, since she won't be able to rest.
You must take your monitors and bury them in the back yard, then get a priest to bless the ground so that her spirit can be set free. Simply bashing them open with a sledgehammer might work too.

Do it now!!
 
Yo HixMix:[cousin of Tom Mix?]


Did you buy those monitors at GRANDMA'S music supply?

Might want to check out Grandma's opinion or projections of the stock market.

Green Hornet
 
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