bdbdbuck said:
zerOsig,
I think I know where you went there, but when you speak of intervallic expression and the like, you go right to Theory.
Still no rules..................I think it goes without saying that you draw upon your experiences, or am I agreeing with you and don't really know it?bd
the rules as i intended them (will look back and see what i wrote-i probably posted this in some vague state of incoherence, like the kind i experience while just waking up). what i really meant to get at is that rules on paper pale in comparison to rules from the ear, be it a naturally gifted one, a well-trained one, or both.
some rules from the Standard School of Music Many People Listen To:
1. always base beats on powers of 2. 4/4 and its natural derivatives are the stuff of pop music. 3/4-derived fills are acceptable for effect these days, but stray long from 4/4 and your ship will sink.
2. always make harmonies harmonic thirds or 5ths, unless the harmony bends to become a 3rd or 5th. all vocals should either use blues notes or the key of the part in question (exception taken for end-of-breath and/or end-of-line up and down-notes-nearly every popular singer lately seems to have one of these, and they are extremely predictable, which makes them "signature" to A&R guys)
3. make all guitar leads based on the key played at the time or a blues/pentatonic scale related to said key, or, if you feel really saucy, try a quick run during a transition playing a 4th-off key! boy, will they be surprised when one note sounds different than the last run!
4. make words simple enough to be understood by any child of a 3rd-grade or higher education. repetition is your friend. you can never have too many ohs, ahs, yeahs, nos, or babys-these provide valuable fill-in for simply singing notes without enunciating, or, god forbid, writing more words! see this example from puff daddy's "i love you baby" off of "no way out":
Chorus: repeat 2X
I love you baby No you don't
You drive me crazy That's right
I'll never betray thee Uhh
I love you baby C'mon
note the use of contractions and obvious lack of actual action verbs. genius! plus the accented response-style bit on each line makes it sound like 8 lines were written, when it is unlikely that anyone had to actually think of 2 out of the whole bunch, and that someone can actually be hired from an unemployment agency, be gotten drunk, and surrounded by middle-school aged girls, and his dialogue simply recorded for later hits!
(special note: teenaged girls love to drive people crazy, be driven crazy, be crazy loved up, or do anything with the word crazy in it. We Promise (TM))
5. make sure that the least intelligent people you know agree with the most intelligent people you know as to what it means. in fact, have as little meaning and sentiment as possible in the lyrics. for another example of brilliance, examine NSYNC's "i just wanna be with you" off their debut self-titled album (bonus points to them: statistical analysis reveals that out of 13 songs, 38.4% have "you" in the title (research has revealed that many people when approached will respond to the pronoun "you" as though it is their very own name!), derivatives of "i" (i, we, my, etc) show up 53.8% of the time (not counting unspoken "i"s as in "crazy for you", as i represents the subject singing the song. with just one letter! genius!), and crazy is used in 15.4% of the titles, with many more uses in various song lyrics!):
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
(We'll be together say it)
Na na na na na na na na na
I just wanna be with you
Girl that's all I want to do
I just wanna be, be with you
Girl that's all I want to do
8 lines, 45 words, a total of 17 distinct words! (contractions being counted as single words)-less than a 40% ratio!
(omitted for brevity, including use of the word "crazy")
next time on "Ridiculously Easy Work-For-Hire Songwriting", we will encroach upon such tricks as inversion of the title as a lyric and even adding/changing single words in the title to come up with even more lines.