DC offset on waveforms

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walters said:
Does Microphones have DC offset?

Does Preamps have DC offset on the output?

Does Sound Cards have DC offset on the output?

Does compressors have DC offset on the output?

Does the recorder have DC offset?

Epic work walters. Your timing is impeccable!

I swear to god I hope like hell you're setting us up for one orgasmic moment of pure comical madness, genius, and revelation all rolled into one post. I will be the first in line to kiss your feet if does come to that, until then-
 

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Cheers Glen! I can't remember what we were saying then, but I think I might have been moaning about how the fake username thing had got out of control. First someone did a fake 'noisydude' and then I did the fake Sonusman and DJL ... then all of a sudden there's hundreds of hoax users swimming around making dumb comments.

I accept responsibility for my part in creating this! :(

And you know that cold you always have at the start of your holidays, or just after a really stressful period? I spent my birthday in bed with that. :) But there is plenty of summer left! :D

Nik
 
noise..
next time you get a cold. try my grannys old recipe.
try a bit of honey....

by the way i heard DC offset was a hot new band recording on an island somewhere..
 
Skippy asked the same question at Harmony Central and Audacity Works gave him the right answers to set him straight, so hopefully skippy now knows all about the benefits of positive DC Offset and its importance in acheiving a good sound.

LINK - towards the bottom of the page
 
noisedude said:
And you know that cold you always have at the start of your holidays, or just after a really stressful period?

Nik


Since hijacking this thread can only be seen as a good thing, the next time you start to get sick, go to the store and get a clove of garlic and a loaf of french bread. Butter up the french bread, mince the garlic and place it on the bread then bake it until it's crispy enough for ya. The taste is so strong it will be difficult to stomach, you may not want to use a whole clove of garlic, but I swear you'll break any fever developing that night and be ready for action the following day.
 
ez_willis said:
Since hijacking this thread can only be seen as a good thing, the next time you start to get sick, go to the store and get a clove of garlic and a loaf of french bread. Butter up the french bread, mince the garlic and place it on the bread then bake it until it's crispy enough for ya. The taste is so strong it will be difficult to stomach, you may not want to use a whole clove of garlic, but I swear you'll break any fever developing that night and be ready for action the following day.

Actually, the garlic bread sounds good, even if I'm not sick.
 
ez_willis said:
Since hijacking this thread can only be seen as a good thing, the next time you start to get sick, go to the store and get a clove of garlic and a loaf of french bread. Butter up the french bread, mince the garlic and place it on the bread then bake it until it's crispy enough for ya. The taste is so strong it will be difficult to stomach, you may not want to use a whole clove of garlic, but I swear you'll break any fever developing that night and be ready for action the following day.


Wise words, and if you are struggling from a squeaky bass drum peddle but have no oil to stop the squeak, why not try applying a little washing up liquid to the area you will find this cures the problem a treat :D
 
What is the difference between postive and negative DC offset?

What is DC offset used for?
 
walters said:
What is the difference between postive and negative DC offset?

Approximately 2.718281828459045235, but maybe that's just my board. :D


walters said:
What is DC offset used for?

I use one to charge my laptop, but again, maybe it's just me.

:D
 
walters said:
What is the difference between postive and negative DC offset?

What is DC offset used for?

The cheap soundcards have offset because they are designed to be used in a "tuned' PCI slot on the PC. If you get positive offset you move the card 1 slot down. Eacah slot down is good for 2V. You should now read 0v Offset if you started with 2v positive offset. If your offset is negative, move the card 1 slot up. Keep moving the card until you get 0 offset.

Good Luck with this one.
 
Is postive DC offset GOOD OR BAD?

Is negative DC offset GOOD OR BAD?


What is DC offset Used for really?
 
walters said:
What is DC offset Used for really?

To offset the freakin' DC walters. Don't make me beat you with an essay!

You know god damn good and well what DC offset is and how to get rid of it. Now go get that plug out of your ass so you can put your head back in it! :mad:
 
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