
jmorris
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Rami..I hope you are not refering to my last post!

Rami..I hope you are not refering to my last post!![]()
"SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO START"...
...you are going to try and mix your vocals...
a place to start....
... The reality is that starting with the a compressor set to 1:1 and a threshold of 0dBFS - in other words, no compression whatsoever - is just as good and just as valid of a starting point as any other...
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Keep it coming......Please!!!!!!
Just a reminder... The OP (who is long gone) was asking for the "Perfect" vocals, not a place to start, nor how to try and mix vocals. Big difference between just starting out and obtaining the perfect vocals.
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This thread has turned into pure comedy.![]()
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We're at one week and almost at page 3, and I'm still waiting for ONE "Secret of the Pros".
This is what I call un-intentional comedic genius.
Keep it coming......Please!!!!!!
That's it. You've gone and done it. They told me you were getting close. Now we're going to have to move the whole Forbidden City.What Rami ISN'T telling any of you, is that the only reason he's monitoring this thread so closely, is that he's afraid the secret WILL be posted and he is trying to ensure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Sure... He knows there's a secret program out there to perfect ALL vocals... But can you imagine what would happen if every tween-queen, boy-band wannabe, or script-kiddie gangsta got their hands on it?
EXACTLY! Basically all the worst parts of the Bible combined into one big home studio nightmare.
BUT...
I don't share Rami's convictions in this, and I believe that anyone who steps in front of a microphone should have the same opportunities to lay down the perfect vocal track... Not just those who know about the secret.
So... Without further ado... I give you: THE SECRET!
It's a little-known plug-in called:
"VIRTUAL FRONTMAN"
Personally, I've never had a chance to use VFM (those of you who have heard my singing can attest to this), but I do have a screen-shot that I smuggled out of another studio:
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As you can see, this is the Vocal 'Silver Bullet' we've all been looking for, the singers, 'Holy Grail' as it were...
So there... I've taken you to the door... You will all have to decide whether to go through it on your own...
But remember:
Use this new-found power for 'Good' only...
I beg you...
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What Rami ISN'T telling any of you, is that the only reason he's monitoring this thread so closely, is that he's afraid the secret WILL be posted and he is trying to ensure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Sure... He knows there's a secret program out there to perfect ALL vocals... But can you imagine what would happen if every tween-queen, boy-band wannabe, or script-kiddie gangsta got their hands on it?
EXACTLY! Basically all the worst parts of the Bible combined into one big home studio nightmare.
BUT...
I don't share Rami's convictions in this, and I believe that anyone who steps in front of a microphone should have the same opportunities to lay down the perfect vocal track... Not just those who know about the secret.
So... Without further ado... I give you: THE SECRET!
It's a little-known plug-in called:
"VIRTUAL FRONTMAN"
Personally, I've never had a chance to use VFM (those of you who have heard my singing can attest to this), but I do have a screen-shot that I smuggled out of another studio:
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As you can see, this is the Vocal 'Silver Bullet' we've all been looking for, the singers, 'Holy Grail' as it were...
So there... I've taken you to the door... You will all have to decide whether to go through it on your own...
But remember:
Use this new-found power for 'Good' only...
I beg you...
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Just don't sit on anything while recording cause you'll probably leave a mean tiger stripe after using this regimen.The secret to great vocals is a process. First, you starve yourself for a week. You must not shave. Next you lock yourself in a completely black room with no light in total silence for 48 hours. You cannot sleep. You must be naked. Now you're ready to record, huddled in a corner like a naked madman.
The secret to great vocals is a process. First, you starve yourself for a week. You must not shave. Next you lock yourself in a completely black room with no light in total silence for 48 hours. You cannot sleep. You must be naked. Now you're ready to record, huddled in a corner like a naked madman.