Check Out These Mp3's From Alternative Rock Solo Artist Jesse Michael Garcia In Utah

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Rokket said:
LMAO! I started reading the thread and never once even listened to his music... I didn't dare to after some of the responses he got. Maybe I will, after all, it can't be much worse than asslad the ego....
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Oh, you GOT to! :D
 
lbanks said:
Oh, you GOT to! :D
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OK, I made it 18 seconds into one of them ("You lied to me", and he obviously did) .... His voice nearly killed me, and the guy in the desk across from me spit coffee in my general direction .

He said, and I quote: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I don't like it..."
 
Nothing. I just made it THIRTY-FOUR SECONDS into that song. I think that's probably some sort of record.
 
mattamatta said:
Nothing. I just made it THIRTY-FOUR SECONDS into that song. I think that's probably some sort of record.
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I wanted to go further, I just couldn't. I kept hoping there was something in that mess to salvage it, but the longer I stayed, the more it hurt..


I'm weak, I know.... :(
 
Rokket said:
LMAO! I started reading the thread and never once even listened to his music... I didn't dare to after some of the responses he got. Maybe I will, after all, it can't be much worse than asslad the ego....
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lol I haven't ventured out to listen it either, based soley on the responses here...

Like Shakespeare once said:

"If you read the TV guide, you don't need to watch the television"

:rolleyes:
 
BentRabbit said:
lol I haven't ventured out to listen it either, based soley on the responses here...

Like Shakespeare once said:

"If you read the TV guide, you don't need to watch the television"

:rolleyes:
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LOL! Are you sure that was Shakespeare???? :D
 
Wasn't that from Macbeth?

"Double Double, toil and trouble
If you read the tv guide you dont need to watch tv"

It was most likely in that one scene where a character dies for some reason or other.
 
Hi! This is Simon Lubkowski from the band Perfect July

Hello everyone!

I first found out about Jesse Michael Garcia through a good friend of mine who said to me
"You HAVE to listen to this guys music!"
And BOY was he right! I felt so moved by what I heard that I went to my local music website (www.pineapster.co.uk) and made Jesse his own unoficial fanclub. Other people on the site understood why I had that "special feeling" about Jesse's music. I was understandably thrilled when Jesse turned up, registered and posted his thanks for the fanclub ( he said the illegal use of his name was ok with him).
It was then that I realised that this man was NOT KIDDING!!

He does actually believe the incredible amount of bullshit that he spouts! I have NEVER laughed so much as when I listened to his "music". I was so amazed that he read the piss take about the fanclub and believed it! It is SO obvious that I am taking the piss, I mean COME ON!
Anyway, to join the fanclub and read his posts there for yourself follow the link:

http://forums.pineapster.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=3429&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

In Jesse's own words "Satire my friend; look that word up ... it may help you lighten-up a little!"

Need I say anymore?


Loved the site, keep up the good work :)

Simon Lubkowski
(www.perfectjuly.com)
 
Nope. Nothing new or refreshing here.



It's getting to be that everybody with at least 3 fingers is making music




edit-Simon...WTF? ...freakin' spammers
 
Simon Lubkowski said:
Jesse turned up, registered and posted his thanks for the fanclub ( he said the illegal use of his name was ok with him).
It was then that I realised that this man was NOT KIDDING!!

He does actually believe the incredible amount of bullshit that he spouts! I have NEVER laughed so much as when I listened to his "music". I was so amazed that he read the piss take about the fanclub and believed it!
Loved the site, keep up the good work :)

Simon Lubkowski
(www.perfectjuly.com)
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OMG... That's hilarious!!!

That guy really is in love with himself... I thought it was just a summer thing...

:rolleyes:
 
A prophet is rarely recognised in his own time. One of the most - no, definitely THE most - talented individual ever to grace our humble bbs, a man whose deep dark genius will influence our grandchildren, and the curmudgeonly dismissals that weave through this dismal thread will haunt us not just 'til our dying days, but in eternity thereafter.

How will we feel in the dismal afterlife to which we have condemned outselves, as we listen to Jesse MG giving tips to Dick Rowe (the man who turned down the Beatles for Decca) whilst we serve our penance by ranking Pop Idol audition tapes in reverse alphabetical order. For eternity.



On the other hand.........
 
Garry Sharp said:
A prophet is rarely recognised in his own time. One of the most - no, definitely THE most - talented individual ever to grace our humble bbs, a man whose deep dark genius will influence our grandchildren, and the curmudgeonly dismissals that weave through this dismal thread will haunt us not just 'til our dying days, but in eternity thereafter.

How will we feel in the dismal afterlife to which we have condemned outselves, as we listen to Jesse MG giving tips to Dick Rowe (the man who turned down the Beatles for Decca) whilst we serve our penance by ranking Pop Idol audition tapes in reverse alphabetical order. For eternity.



On the other hand.........
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Garry, you need to lay off the 'shrooms before you come in here and post! :D
 
Well, I live in utah and I have never heard of this guy. Never played any of the clubs I work at:D
 
Simon Lubkowski said:
Hello everyone!

I first found out about Jesse Michael Garcia through a good friend of mine who said to me
"You HAVE to listen to this guys music!"
And BOY was he right! I felt so moved by what I heard that I went to my local music website (www.pineapster.co.uk) and made Jesse his own unoficial fanclub. Other people on the site understood why I had that "special feeling" about Jesse's music. I was understandably thrilled when Jesse turned up, registered and posted his thanks for the fanclub ( he said the illegal use of his name was ok with him).
It was then that I realised that this man was NOT KIDDING!!

He does actually believe the incredible amount of bullshit that he spouts! I have NEVER laughed so much as when I listened to his "music". I was so amazed that he read the piss take about the fanclub and believed it! It is SO obvious that I am taking the piss, I mean COME ON!
Anyway, to join the fanclub and read his posts there for yourself follow the link:

http://forums.pineapster.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=3429&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

In Jesse's own words "Satire my friend; look that word up ... it may help you lighten-up a little!"

Need I say anymore?


Loved the site, keep up the good work :)

Simon Lubkowski
(www.perfectjuly.com)
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He's such an asshole and yet, you had to re-surface this thread. Thanks
 
"Why is this thread so long," I asked myself, must be some good stuff, well, I don't think so.
 
HangDawg said:
He's such an asshole and yet, you had to re-surface this thread. Thanks
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I think this thread serve a valuable service. I'll post as soon as I figure out what it is.
 
holy shit....

:confused: oh boy. I listened to this guys "music". All of it. oh man. my brain is all froze up. I don't know what to say. It IS special. It really is. You can hear that he is totally serious, and really believes in himself. This Jesse guy has that certain William Hung quality.....that certain ignorance, innocence, and ego combination that tells you he is probably not all there. You listen to his music in the same way as you would watch the Special Olympics - and he clearly has no clue that he is participating, not watching.
 
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