Damn....I just wasted a couple of hours reading this shit???(me kicks myself in the head)....I guess it was pretty funny though.
There ought to be a "is your recording worse then the Legend Garcia" contest.
I know I've got a couple of drug induced pieces of corn speckled shit that could go up for nomination

..from times past(not that I'm proud of it), I'd gladly post for laughs' sake.
and on another note: I don't know if anyone around here has heard of the reclusive Texas musician known as JANDEK. His shit is about as bad as "The Legend"....some of you might even say worse. Although he is pretty much unknown except to a small number of odd-ball record collectors and die-hard fans, His carreer of atonal, un-polished and frenzied dischord has gone on for 20+ years, recently being surfaced with a documentary that got national attention, screening at art museums and such. So not to fall too off topic:
This "Jandek" made a considerable carreer out of his,"trash, pooh, and vomit",
not by raving egotistical on the internet (Jesse, listen closely), but by quietly sending out his un-produced L.P.s to record stores and college radio stations, and thus gaining the fandom of random people by freaking them out with "bad music" The "this is so bad it's good" syndrome, if you will.
That may be some advice(or emty hope) for "The MAN, the LEGEND," Jesse Garcia, if he ever comes back here to take a peek at his online "legacy," that is..........
-just my nine cents.