Check Out These Mp3's From Alternative Rock Solo Artist Jesse Michael Garcia In Utah

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jessegarcia said:
tsk tsk tsk.

Some of you are rather slow-witted so here we go ...
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I love how every time you get bitchslapped in this thread, you resort to calling people "slow-witted." Wow, the irony. (look it up, champ).

jessegarcia said:
I am not begging; just simply bringing new material to everyone's attention. This is a review thread after all right?
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Just like my one thread with one song that you referred to as "begging."

jessegarcia said:
So you want to talk about making money? Truth be told- I don't make much money off of my music
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Wow, I'm shocked. I especially like the "yet" part, since I happen to know that record companies are just SCOURING the earth for middle-aged guys who can't write, can't play, can't record, have no band and HEAPING delusions of grandeur. Anyday now Jesse'...the time is ripe, lol.


jessegarcia said:
How many cd's have you actually sold to people outside of your lillte circle?
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More than most lawyers, and an assload more than you have.

jessegarcia said:
Why go public if you play music just for yourself?
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I have news for you, Einstein...this little BBS ain't "public." It's a forum to receive and give recording advice. You obviously missed the memo on that one. I play live with 2 bands because it's a shitload of fun, and the extra money never hurts. I record tunes and try to make them better because it's fun...just like ripping you a new asshole.

jessegarcia said:
Is that why you are so bitter?
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Yes...yes it is. You pegged me alright, lol...I'm a bitter old man, and everybody on the internet knows it.

jessegarcia said:
It seems that you are glossing over the main point. You judged my finacial success in regards to music in comparison to yours.
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You're the one who brought it up, dipshit. The more you call people here "pathetic," the funnier it is to me.

jessegarcia said:
You don't, (or can't), support yourself through music.
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- The "can't" part is absolutely wrong, because I did it for years before I went to Law School. I supported a wife and daughter doing nothing BUT music. I never looked for a recording contract, but I do negotiate them now for artists...look me up as soon as Sony calls, lol. I'll get you 18 pts.!!

jessegarcia said:
Intimidated? Hardly. I don't have a split-personality like some of you. I do not act any different in the real world than I do in cyberspace. Point being; if you wan't to talk some shit and have a good time I am all for it. If you wan't to get personal and start taking your frustrations about YOUR life out on me, then you most likely would get punched. Straight up.
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That's my favorite part of your post, since you're just like all the other trolls on the internet. Keyboard jockeys, I like to call you. I boxed golden gloves, by the way, and I'm really fond of guns, so keep making your idle threats and I'll continue to fear you as much as the neutered puppy we recently took home from the pound. I haven't fought anybody in years, because I'm an adult, and threatening to do so makes you about 12 I.Q. points shy of "imbecile," but it's funny that you bring it up.

GET personal? Okay, how's this. You couldn't be any gayer if you donned a pink tutu and a tiara and marched down the center of Main Street in the "GAY PRIDE" parade with a dildo sticking out of your ass to plug up all the "manjuice" in your lower colon while carrying a sign reading "WILL SUCK DICK FOR SONG CRITIQUES."

You need to get a new tactic, because staring at your computer monitor wide-eyed and slackjawed while I play yo-yo with your heart is not exactly what I'd call "intimidating."

POST BACK SOON PRINCESS...I'VE GOT THE WHOLE DAY OFF!!!!
 
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I wonder if "the legend" will ever post in any thread besides his own. Well, no, of course he won't, because that would require things like 'consideration' and 'effort.' It's so much easier to just be a self-absorbed jackass. Trust me, I know, lol.
 
jessegarcia said:
For your information I do not have to work. I am sufficiently taken care of by a woman.
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ROFLMAO Sooo... does mommy still wipe your ass for you after you take a dump. :D
 
JMC is a genious
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dude, we should put together a duo, i can do the music and you can do the marketing. we can call the band "30-somethings part deaux".

I can't believe no one has complemented you on "You have been chosen", the riff is actually pretty good. if you brought in musicians with better timing, and a singer, you might have a hit. it's a cross between Van Halen (hot for teacher), Anthrax (I am the Law) and The Church (real reptile).

having said that, the other 2 you have on your web site are pure ass, but that's OK, most 'artist' only have 4 good songs out of 12 on a release. even the cranberries laid an egg now and then.
 
This is the best thread EVER !

Chris Harris - You really are MY hero !! :D :)
 
OK – so I’ve listened to your music objectively – and I’ll tell you quite honestly that there are moments there where some music actually occurs. But I have a huge problem with the lyric content and the way it’s presented. Frankly your voice just doesn’t cut it. If you want to sell your tunes you’re going to need to find someone who can sing and sell them. Your musical skills are adequate but there’s nothing that strikes me as being very professional sounding. I’m not talking about your gear – you’re already explained that you’re on a budget – I’m talking about the performances you create with the gear you have. They’re lackluster for the most part. Some of the musical concepts are cool but there’s nothing supporting them. No dynamics, no color, no vibe. There’s just a lot of angst. And those folks who have tried to point out your weak points were bludgeoned with an onslaught of your childish psycho-babble.

Which brings me to another point: You seem to have a functioning brain – you’re able to put words together in logical sequences that form cogent sentences – and your grammar is above-average. But – as is with your music – there’s no point. I’ve read all these pages and I can tell you that your convictions don’t hold any water. You’re as changeable as the wind – go back and re-read what you’ve said – and if you try and tell me that there’s a thread of commonality there I’ll tell you you’re rationalizing.

You mentioned that you have four kids – I worry about them. You, who wants to “punch” everyone who heckles you “in the throat”, are a hopeless mass of desperation. You haven’t got the common sense to back off from the hecklers and try to find the advice (or praise) that will advance your hobby. Instead you let them egg you on and then you fill paragraph after paragraph with little tidbits about your miserable life, probably trying to convince yourself that you’re really OK and that you have a future. I can assure you your future is destined to be bleaker than a winter in Greenland if you continue with this style of human interaction.

Listen – you’re calling a lot of these folks “dim-witted” – when all the while they see you for the dim-wit that you are. They’re being entertained while you slice open what’s left of your wretched soul and plaster it about on these pages. You are truly the “slow” one in this thread. Make no mistake about it. You’ve entered into a battle of wits half-cocked if not completely unarmed.

I’m about as positive a human being as you’re going to find. I can turn even the sourest of lemons into lemonade. But you have shown me a new nadir of the human condition. I marvel at your desperation. You might be truly hopeless and, frankly, I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
 
MC Gitarz said:
I?m about as positive a human being as you?re going to find.
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Oh my GOD!!! Truer words were never spoken. Jesse', you have just been skewered by probably the nicest guy I've never met.

Milan...you're EVERYONE'S hero, lol. :D - He will, of course, eventually dismiss your wisdom with some snide comment about how you're bitter and a failure, lol...don't fall into the trap that I'm in, HAHAHAHA!!! You're better than any of us. :D
 
Damn ... Where do I begin?

Mr. Harris ... You are one of the most biggest drama queen's that I have ever seen in my life. Your effect on me is not quite what you think it is. You keep coming back telling me how much you hate me; and how much my music sucks; but most laughable of all is that you think that you are really getting to me. It must get to YOU that you, with all of your egotistcal lawyers wit, haven't bested me with your loopy, emotionally driven tirades. You should seriously consider getting some counseling because you have some issue's to deal with. I still welcome your comments; and I still appreciate your time and attention, but if you persist in this very public, yes public, display of ignorance you will only be doing more damage to yourself and definately not to me.

... And why are you worried about where I post? Like I said before you posses definate stalker potential ...

FOR THE LAST TIME becuase I am getting sick of repeating myself ...

It would not have been very much fun for anyone for me to come back with short monotone replies; and this thread would have ended up like most of the others- short and quickly forgotten. I am an entertainer amoungst many other things. I am doing what I choose to do; not what I am "forced" or "controled" into doing. Like I said before ...

Who is the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Musician. Writer. Actor of all emotions ...

There is a reason that I consider myself more that just a simple musician ...


Please don't confuse your personal and bizarre interpretations of my words with my ability to parent my children. I will pit their emotional and intellectual development, security, and understanding against most of you so-called adults.

... And my kid can probably kick your kids ass too!


Also, please don't confuse my ability to comprehend and digest critisizm of my music, with my responses to some the insults that I have endured. I take everyone's opinion with as much seriousness as I take my own. I don't think I would have kept asking for, and acknowledging, some of the comments about my music if didn't take them to heart. How many times do I have to repeat this?

If I took any one of your comments and put them out of order, and out of context like some of you have, I doubt this thread would have continued. The reason that it does continue is that there is truth in what I am saying.



Once again, thank you all for your time and attention.



A legend never dies ...
 
Did you just threaten me that your kid is gonna kick my kids ass. HEY CHris. Can I sue him? I need a good lawyer lol I just really wanted to get in on this post.
 
jessegarcia said:
Damn ... Where do I begin?

. The reason that it does continue is that there is truth in what I am saying.
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AND because we all keep posting stupid stuff like this..
 
crosstudio said:
even the cranberries laid an egg now and then.
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You're a cranfan too? Excellent, we should hang sometime and trade idle dreams of marriage to Dolores . . .

Actually the crans had more than a few bum tunes, but even on a bad day Dolores is still pretty hot.

Their first album is massively underrated. I think it belongs on the Top 100 all time. Well, OK, maybe 250. But it did make a Rolling Stone best of '90s list.

This is the best thread of all time!
 
stoctony said:
Did you just threaten me that your kid is gonna kick my kids ass. HEY CHris. Can I sue him? I need a good lawyer lol I just really wanted to get in on this post.
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No I think his kids are gonna kick Chris' kids asses. Although I confess I'm confused too.

Yo Jesse, here's something I don't understand. That one tune with that line, "Tear my heart out you evil bitch", where does that come from? I figured those were real emotions, but your wife works and you stay home? In light of that I don't get the response. Can you elucidate on the emotional background of your tunes? Is this like an ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago or something?

Authenticity, babe, that's all anybody can really have. That, and Guinness.
 
jessegarcia said:
Mr. Harris ... You are one of the most biggest drama queen's...
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My 4 year old used to speak much as you type - like a 3 year old.

All I've got to say is that if you think anybody is taking anything in this thread seriously (besides you, of course), then you are as terminally clueless as you are persistent. I type for my amusement and the amusement of my geek cyberfriends. That gay burn up there, lol...that's quality flaming.

I don't want to hear about your fucking kids or your slag stripper girlfriend/wife - what are we, dating now? I don't care about you...I just want you to be funnier. Hell, just MAKE SHIT UP if you have to. You're depressing the living shit out of me. Tell me you're really the lead singer of KORN and this has all been an elaborate ruse.
 
i stuck up for your music jesse, but after reading all your prior posts... i am losing faith in you my man. things just arent looking good for you. all you have to offer is brainless criticism. granted, you are only defending yourself. but christ almighty... when is this going to end. doesnt everyone have something better to do like EQ a llama fart? damn.

everyone get a life... lets start a new thread... after all this mindless jabber about some punks ego, i could go for some intelectual conversation.
 
Mshilarioius:
I only had 2 CDs up until about 3 months ago. I started looking on amazon.com for used CDs of bands I liked but couldn't afford to buy. someone stole no need to argue years ago, and I always wanted to replace it. I've got all their CDs except the very last one now. Even though I typically prefer my women with a little more RUMP, I would have married Dolores if she'd just returned my phone calls!!!!
 
borntoplease said:
after all this mindless jabber about some punks ego, i could go for some intelectual conversation.
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umm... for one thing, it's "punk's," with the apostrophe 'S'.... and for another, that's "intellectual," with two L's there, Mr. Intellectual........... :cool:
 
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