mshilarious
Banned
No, that's not a question. The answer is: Shure 55SH. No, it's not the SM7B. Try it, you will see. It's DEFINITELY not the AT3060.
mshilarious
Banned
Of course I have an AT3060. All the cool people have AT3060s
In fact, every mic in my collection epitomizes cool:
315
520DX
55SH
AT3060
And that's it. If you can't record anything with one (or more) of those mics, you're in the wrong bizwack.
PS the ECM8000 doesn't count, I just keep that mic around to laugh at
antichef
pornk rock
I got a 55SH at a pawn shop last week thinking it was a pristine specimen of the older 55(S?) - it was cheap enough, so I'm not bummed.
It sure is cool - can't deny the yellability - *and* it's a great interface for stopping the bass tapping if you use it to bean the bass player.
It sure is cool - can't deny the yellability - *and* it's a great interface for stopping the bass tapping if you use it to bean the bass player.
mshilarious
Banned
I have an image in my mind of a rockabilly standup bassist tapping and Brian Setzer crushing him with a 55 right on the hairdo
mshilarious
Banned
AT should have trademarked this tagline, before they discontinued the 30 series:
AT3060: the mic AT3035 owners wished they were cool enough to have®
AT3060: the mic AT3035 owners wished they were cool enough to have®
darrin_h2000
Banned
I like them for the Karaoke rig...but if it sounds like an SM57...just buy an SM57.
mshilarious
Banned
That's what losers do. Winners use the 55SH. I will always be a winner . . . and you will always be a loser
PS the polar response and frequency response are different due to the housing. This is why some people don't like the 55SH live; it is subcardioidish. Those people are losers.
darrin_h2000
Banned
If you need to buy a mic to make yourself cool, you are not cool...no matter what your mommy told you.
mshilarious
Banned
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moresound
Loud Sun Studios
my mom told me if your gonna do it right and take someone out slam them with a 58 and be sure to keep it in the mic stand for the extra weight.
TheChikenMaster
I'm Unbalanced
you can buy me some though.
Yonce N Mild
Voice of Sanity
TheChikenMaster
I'm Unbalanced
Yeah I know I just bought a couple reafers
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XLR
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Idiots.
In this application no mic can match a piezo glued to your throat.
Make sure that the cyanoacrylate glue is fresh though. And prep the skin with soapy water, not alcohol. And yeah, goes without saying, don't try to pull it off after.
Gotta have the right buffer though. Otherwise it'll be a brittle quacky "YEAH!". I'm sure mshil can address the technical points involved.
In this application no mic can match a piezo glued to your throat.
Make sure that the cyanoacrylate glue is fresh though. And prep the skin with soapy water, not alcohol. And yeah, goes without saying, don't try to pull it off after. Gotta have the right buffer though. Otherwise it'll be a brittle quacky "YEAH!". I'm sure mshil can address the technical points involved.
TheChikenMaster
I'm Unbalanced
Im not sure what you are thinking xlr we all know the best way is too jam an xlr into the throat, duh
X
XLR
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You mock me, ChickenMaster?
TheChikenMaster
I'm Unbalanced
I mock those who set themselves up for it(aka not you)
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kwokwok
New member
o no... woke up this mornign and the first thread i read made me realise im a loser
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
mshilarious
Banned
Dude, you have any idea who you're messing with? You know that scene in Crossroads where Ralph Macchio played Paganini and Steve Vai threw down his ax in frustration? Well, one time Chuck Norris challenged XLR, and when XLR was done playing Paganini, Chuck started crying and walked away. Then XLR said, hey wait I was only warming up my fingers!
