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boydrj said:
This is hilarious. Man, they destroyed those songs ...

hahaha ...

Whadda ya mean, DESTROYED? I mean, we turned Dylan into the Candyman! Imagine what it could do for your songs (and mine!).
 
participant--Hmmm....in reverse you say! Of course. We'll get the design team on it immediately! Or just reverse the ins and outs when you insert it in the chain. That would work, maybe...I think...have to check with Doug Graves.

theron--If the hardware unit sells as we hope, there WILL be a plug in version. I dunno...for some reason sales seem to be a bit sluggish. Plus, Chessrock left town and it seems the company bank account was emptied on the same day. I'm sure its just a coincidence...

B. Sabbath & Kramer--the BBTTE blows those units out of the water. Much more powerful (Gidge said I could say so). Why the other night, I ran Aretha's "Respect" through it and when I was done, I had Streisand's "People". When was the last time the Barcus Berry or the Aphex made magic like that?

mixmkr--yes, sick...but engineering types wanting to have it all seem to get addicted to the thing once they start using it. Heck, even Moby ordered a rack full the other day.

There is much more info on the Free Ad's site for those who are interested in the beneficial side effects of the BBTTE. (Actually, just trying to have some fun cause I do believe that laughter is the best medicine, and its free!)
 
while he's away at the NAMM show

Plus, Chessrock left town and it seems the company bank account was emptied on the same day. I'm sure its just a coincidence...

That makes sense, as I hear from a friend of a friend of an uncle that the NAMBI people need lots of money at times:D :D :D

Send word when the "plug in" becomes availible.
 
I WANT ONE OF THEM BBTTE THINGS. Al, this is good stuff. Funny.
I just listened to aint goin' back again and I don't write em like that anymore. I wish I had a whole Cd of your stuff. Just can't get enough. Real good Man, Real good.
 
crawdad said:

B. Sabbath & Kramer--the BBTTE blows those units out of the water. Much more powerful (Gidge said I could say so). Why the other night, I ran Aretha's "Respect" through it and when I was done, I had Streisand's "People". When was the last time the Barcus Berry or the Aphex made magic like that?

I'll tell ya a little secret about that Aphex...if you rub that sumbitch just right,a damn genie will come out of it....I wouldnt be surprised if it could lay golden eggs...
 
Kramer said:


I'll tell ya a little secret about that Aphex...if you rub that sumbitch just right,a damn genie will come out of it....I wouldnt be surprised if it could lay golden eggs...

I have notified the design team. I'm very interested in those golden eggs! We have discovered that the BBTTE can slice bologna, kill cockroaches and perform magic in remastering. hell, Lt. Bob says a chef down in Louisiana uses it to boil crawdads!

The current Sonic Maximizer circuit is not the BBE (I think). Chessrock told me it was his own proprietary design. Come to think of it thoug, it looked like a BBE with the graphics scraped off! Nah! He wouldn't JIVE ME, would he?

Flash--That is the ultimate compliment. Maybe I can make you something here pretty soon.
 
crawdad said:
The current Sonic Maximizer circuit is not the BBE (I think). Chessrock told me it was his own proprietary design.

It was actually that of a very well-known designer of exciters whom I contracted out for the project. I can't reveal his name, for he is gainfully employed and doesn't want his current employer to know. For some reason, he even went as far as to threaten me (and my family) with physical violence if I relayed "any connection whatsoever" with the BBTTE. Sheesh! I can't figure out why he'd get so empassioned over the subject, but I'd better abide by his wishes!

Anyway, I wanted your input on an idea I came up with for our BBTTE Jingle, which is scheduled to run on prime-time BBC, and all the morning drive spots on all major radio stations accross the country (Boneville, Clearchannel, ABC, etc.) It's the very last one at the bottom of the page:

http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=1298&alid=-1

Thanks in advance for your input!

Chess
 
Chessrock--you are even more demented than I am! The jingle should help us sell thousands of these units! I had to listen twice cause it was so much fun (after I changed my underwear). "Grown man urinates all over himself after laughing uncontrollably for five minutes"

Lord, what hath thou wrought?
 
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