My girlfriend, and the art of taking a smack......
Well, Littledog....
Ok....I'm thinking about it....
And while I'm thinking, I'm thinking you'd better hang around a little longer and read a few more posts before you decide who's crossing lines. As it stands...I'd say I'm one of the more "normal" posters around here.
Do I think this justifies my "behaviour?" No.
Do I think I NEED to? To you? Hell no.
I find it funny that my girlfriend read it and thought it was a hilarious post and yet you act.... wellll..... you know..... "bitchy" about it.
That being said, I just hope you understand that a lot of folks are going to dismiss whatever valuable insights you might have to share, because they are delivered in tandem with your off-color remarks about gratuitously injuring your "girlfriend".
A) I doubt it.
B) I don't know what's funnier....the fact that you think so, or the idea of anyone around here thinking I got the valuable insight.
C) If someone's got a problem with me, they get their valuable insight somewhere else for all I care. I'm not paid to give out valuable insight to people who dont want it even if I had some.
D) Dont put my girlfriend in quotes....do you do this because you're gay and the word represents something more like "significant other" to you?
Obviously, we know it is just attempted humor. And I've probably offended many more people with my humor over the years than you have. Perhaps you are deliberately trying to offend as many people as possible for whatever reason. If so, fine. But if you weren't aware that you were perhaps crossing the line here, I'm just letting you know.
A) Which "WE" are you speaking for?
B) Dont talk down to me, fuckface. You may be someone's daddy but you sure as hell aint mine. Frankly if it werent for this quote, I would have been a little more civil.
Kind of like if i was posting, and said: "I was so frustrated about my snare sound, that I took a break and sodomized my three year old daughter. After all, it's not like she had any positve contribution to the mix anyway!"
Not kinda like it at all, fella. I certainly do not advocate spousal abuse but I DO know that sodomizing 3 year olds is whole different ballgame....did..your dad.....nevermind.
Last thing in the world I want is to start a flame war with you
Well, I'm half sorry to resort to this type of post, myself, but it kinda bugs me when guys with so few posts come into a forum and start playing moderator. You seem like a smart guy.....did you think that talking down to someone the way you did would honestly NOT start a flame war? Like I said...had you not spoken down to me and instead stated your case, I would have been a little more sympathetic to your feelings.
You need people skills, littledog. I may not have written the book on em, but at least you get what I think and not some buttery painted up version like the one you typed to me up there.
Let me know if this in anyway offends you. I dont want to shake the very foundation of anyones delicate sensibilties again.
heylow
a real dick apparently
...and strangely enough.....my first "offended flamer."