Anyone up for a VOCAL RUMBLE???

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Awesome, Scrubs. I've always thought you had one of the best voices on this board, and you proved that to be true once again. Great job at the word groupings and as usual, your pitch is spot-on. Thanks a bunch for doing this!
 
Dog and Purge: thanks, guys. It's always fun and challenging to sing a different style. Good tune, Purge. You guys really deserve a good singer for your stuff.
 
Purge said:
Damn straight!! You should see the recording and writing sessions. "Okay, we got a good take on that song about killing ourselves, now let's go outside and light our farts."
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I have a song about lighting farts! Haven't recorded it yet though.
 
mshilarious said:
I have a song about lighting farts! Haven't recorded it yet though.
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Haha, I have a song about accidently lighting a garbage can on fire and having to put it out with the beer and throw it out the window. True story, written and recorded right after that happened.
 
mshilarious said:
I have a song about lighting farts! Haven't recorded it yet though.
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You got to post this one. And Snake needs to post his fire song. But throwing beer on it??? Come on. I'd of watched the sucker burn.
 
Dogman said:
You got to post this one. And Snake needs to post his fire song. But throwing beer on it??? Come on. I'd of watched the sucker burn.
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Well this took place in my bedroom!!!
Alright, you asked for it ;) Fitting for a vocal rumble because the drunken performances are incredible. This is me and my bass player friend PythonX, completely unrehearsed, live, uncut... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Garbage Can on Fire (live)

from 2002
 
Dogman said:
You got to post this one. And Snake needs to post his fire song. But throwing beer on it??? Come on. I'd of watched the sucker burn.
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OK, you asked for it. It's still very rough and the music is only in my head, so do whatever you like with this, I'm putting it in the public domain. It was written in the same session as my RMS Rumble entry, but never recorded:

sometimes when i'm sitting alone
i pull down my pants
way way down below my waistline
i say yes to crack

the fresh air on my naked cheeks
the buildup of ass pressure
it makes me yearn, makes me squirm
for the pain and the pleasure

chorus:

i flick my bic
gotta ignite that lighter
before my anus explodes

i'm blue flaming
blue flaming
blue flaming
biological plasma generating

i don't care if your girlfriend's over
when i gotta cut the cheese
it's better that she see me burn
than have her gasp and wheeze

i'm wearing tight blue jeans
to prevent anal singeing
this is the consequence
of my refried bean bingeing

chorus
 
mshilarious said:
sometimes when i'm sitting alone
i pull down my pants
way way down below my waistline
i say yes to crack

the fresh air on my naked cheeks
the buildup of ass pressure
it makes me yearn, makes me squirm
for the pain and the pleasure

chorus:

i flick my bic
gotta ignite that lighter
before my anus explodes

i'm blue flaming
blue flaming
blue flaming
biological plasma generating

i don't care if your girlfriend's over
when i gotta cut the cheese
it's better that she see me burn
than have her gasp and wheeze

i'm wearing tight blue jeans
to prevent anal singeing
this is the consequence
of my refried bean bingeing

chorus
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That brought a tear to my eye. You are the wind beneath my ass, man. :D
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
Well this took place in my bedroom!!!
Alright, you asked for it ;) Fitting for a vocal rumble because the drunken performances are incredible. This is me and my bass player friend PythonX, completely unrehearsed, live, uncut... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Garbage Can on Fire (live)

from 2002
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Dude, that's too funny. Drunken Snakes.....
 
Here's mine!

I haven't listened to anybody's yet, but I think my melody was fairly obvious. And flat, I can't sing! I had to abandon Kid Rock pretty quick, but I still wanted to use the Green Bullet, so it covers the verses with an AT3060 on the chorus & bridge.

The verses were inspired by a guy who was a cantor at an old parish of mine. I'm pretty much copping him dead-on except for the screamo bits. I always thought he should try metal, so here's his chance!

The choruses, I have no excuse. That was the melody and register I wanted, but I can't hit those notes. Fun though.

Props to Vincent Price on Thriller for my bridge :o

Finally, I way overproduced this just for grins--I got it up to -12dBRMS!

Vocal Rumble
 
mshilarious said:
I haven't listened to anybody's yet, but I think my melody was fairly obvious. And flat, I can't sing! I had to abandon Kid Rock pretty quick, but I still wanted to use the Green Bullet, so it covers the verses with an AT3060 on the chorus & bridge.

The verses were inspired by a guy who was a cantor at an old parish of mine. I'm pretty much copping him dead-on except for the screamo bits. I always thought he should try metal, so here's his chance!

The choruses, I have no excuse. That was the melody and register I wanted, but I can't hit those notes. Fun though.

Props to Vincent Price on Thriller for my bridge :o

Finally, I way overproduced this just for grins--I got it up to -12dBRMS!

Vocal Rumble
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Sounds like someone knotted your panties up pretty tight for the chorus... :D
For an ssmunch that "can't sing" you put my try in the toilet, and flushed it. I think you nailed a King Diamond sort of vocal on this.

Props, and Peace Out....Beaotch....
 
Good times, Mshilarious! Actually, your chorus got me thinking pretty heavily about an airy female voice doing what you were doing. Seriously, a very cool idea. And you broke out the green bullet!! :D Thanks for laying this one down.
 
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