
crazydoc
Master Baiter
DJL said:Do it like you do it to your rabbit.![]()
Well geeze, the rabbit stays right side up, but the bowling ball rolls all over the place (except when you've got your dick in it.)

DJL said:Do it like you do it to your rabbit.![]()
Wow, now you can teach Fletcher something.crazydoc said:Well geeze, the rabbit stays right side up, but the bowling ball rolls all over the place (except when you've got your dick in it.)![]()
littledog said:try a Royer 121
(...ducks as Chessrock throws a roundhouse right to the head)![]()
chessrock said:Hey, I have nothing against the sound of ribbon mics on a guitar amp.
But if someone tells me that something sounds kinda' muddy and they want more high end, I don't normally think: "ribbon mic."![]()
Call me crazy.
You guys are like the doctor who just writes a prescription while paying no attention to the patient's symptoms.
Patient: "Doc, my ass really hurts."
Doctor: "You should try a ribbon mic. Those really rock on guitar amps!"
Patient: "Yea, that's nice and all, but . . . what about my ass? I mean it hurts. You know . . . MY ASS? ? ?"
Doctor: "Well, in that case, I'd say a Sennheiser is definitely the ticket. I tried it on a guitar amp once, and it was bitchin' "
Patient: "But doc ? ? ? "
Doctor: "Oh yea. My ass bothered me once, too, but then I switched from head & shoulders to Johnson & Johnson, and my eyes don't bother me any more when I shower."
chessrock said:So basically, some guy comes on this board and says he's having trouble getting more high end on his electric guitar tracks . . . and like 10 of you all give like 10 different mic recommendations.And one guy says it could be his preamp.
Wow, what a resource this board has become. Why don't we just call ourselves harmonycentral2?
I don't mean to bust you guys' asses, but your suggestions, when taken as a whole, are pretty damn useless. Have you all learned nothing since you first started posting on this board?