K - I got out the atlas and found that New Orleans, city of dreams, is about 2 hours by truck from Florida. Let's split the difference, then. Halfway between Florida and Portland, where they manufacture my soundcard, lies Denver (or Boulder, which is alternatively cool and makes its own beer which tastes better than most). Now, I *want* to go to Nyawlins, but I also *really* like the southwest. (Plus it's dead centre from the point of view of Montana and points north of the 49th parallel). Neutral turf don't bother me, neither. I got a computer - I can surf up Greyhound days and prices. But face it - Dr John <isn't> gonna play Boulder in June. So we might have to.