$500 Sale!!! Smashed Relic Guitars

[CoolCat]

For $500 I will smash your relic guitars so they will look nearly Identical to Pete Townshends smashed guitars. I can scribble some crazy marking on your guitar too and you can tell people whoever you want owned it and wore it out and smashed it at some famous concert in the 60's or 70's!

I will supply return shipping free of charge.

Here's a example of what your guitar will look like when I'm done.

 

[soldierone]

You know... hmm...

how do I say this?



that's a really great idea!

 

[marshall409]

do you ship to canada?

 

[Guitarer]

Great price!

 

[Richard Monroe]

Yo Coolcat! You are a fraud! There is no art in that. Hell, Black Oak Arkansas and Susie Quattro could smash guitars, anyone can do that. Pete Townsend *tortured* a guitar to death, in a process that often took 10 minutes or more, while it screamed out it's last dying howls. Excepting, of course, the one he used to blow Abbie Hoffman off the stage into the third row at Woodstock! That only took one swing. I was there.-Richie

 

[up-fiddler]

I have a vintage...

...mother in law. What do you think?

 

[kojdogg]

do you smash them first then relic them or relic them first then smashy?

 

[Freudian Slip]

Lol:d



F.s.

 

[Marcadiablo]

Ship to Puerto Rico?

 

[Erockrazor]

Would you do an electronics upgrade before you smash mine or do you not do special orders?

 

[superspit]

do you do kits?