Might as well post this one too.
A man and his wife went to a South Pacific Island for vacation. As they were leaving the airport they heard drums in the distant. Curiously, the man asked the taxi driver about the noise. The cab driver replied, “Those are the drums, they must never stop”.
The man asked back, “why?” Without a reply, the cab driver dropped them off at their hotel.
Later that day the couple sat along side the pool, and again the man heard the distant drums. So this time he asks the bartender nearby about the drums. Again, the bartender replies, “Those are the drums, they must never stop”, and like the cab driver, he offers no explanation.
Finally the drumming gets the best of the man and he sets out to find the source of the constant drumming. After coming to the end of the search he finds the native who is sitting pounding unceasingly on his drums. The man taps the drummer on the shoulder and asks, “What happens if you stop?”
Immediately the native stops playing, stands up, and reaches for his other instrument and says, “Bass Solo!”