A day in the life of an engineer on the Southside ;) :
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-joliet_16jan16,1,4697932.story?track=rss&ctrack=1&cset=true
I think they got one important word in the story wrong, though. In paragraph 4, replace the word "gangs" with the word "loudness", and...