Why must my mono songs become converted to "stereo" on cd

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The borrowing trick seems to have worked.

He's dead and gone now.



why am I only replying to this thread? I have a life, don't I?
 
reklus said:
I'll bite because this crosses the sarcasm barrier. Is this real or is it memorex?
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As real as it gets! I will change the face of the current music scene. I am the next Roger Waters with my wordsmithing. Jordon is just a poser. I am the real deal as you can see...........
 
Oh, I see you really like my songs so here is another one:

The trees sway with windy veins
the wood dries out with glee
The vapor trails, on squirrel's tails
have made me become me

The temperature rises
against the advices
of all the spiritual leaders
The people pray
and end their stay
of ordinary breeders.

They end their Stay (end their stay) They try to pray (try to pray) They ARE ordinary breeders!


I have to record this as it makes me cry everytime............
 
MCI2424 said:
Oh, I see you really like my songs so here is another one:

The trees sway with windy veins
the wood dries out with glee
The vapor trails, on squirrel's tails
have made me become me

The temperature rises
against the advices
of all the spiritual leaders
The people pray
and end their stay
of ordinary breeders.

They end their Stay (end their stay) They try to pray (try to pray) They ARE ordinary breeders!


I have to record this as it makes me cry everytime............
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I think I lost my sole in that watery bowl I hope I only step in poo now with my other shoe (my shoe) with my other shoe (my soled shoo)
 
JordanD said:
saturn panther finished.mp3 - 1.89MB

thats the updated mix!
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Do you ever bother with things like mic placement?

How about checking how it sounds before you record?

Adding reverb does not a finished song make.


OK. I confess. I'm actually JordanD. This whole thing is a joke. I made it up.

I recorded severely autistic and mentally challenged guys playing music and got one of them to sing. I feel bad, but I was bored.

Sorry everyone.
 
reklus said:
I recorded severely autistic and mentally challenged guys playing music and got one of them to sing. I feel bad, but I was bored.
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LOL as i am listening to the last creation, I can litteraly see the scene, I even see their faces and enthusiasm :D
 
RAMI said:
You mean the B Side of a CD??? Great idea! :D
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If you put the CD on a turntable, label side up, cut a groove in it with a fork and put the needle down...


...it would STILL sound waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy better than this.:D
 
WTF is the percussion sound on that??!!:confused:

It sounds like someone whacking a table with a stapler in a subway!!:mad:
 
PhilGood said:
WTF is the percussion sound on that??!!:confused:

It sounds like someone whacking a table with a stapler in a subway!!:mad:
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Listen to the meter and the natural rhythm of that line "...whacking a table with a stapler in a subway..."

You're on to something there.
 
JordanD said:
hehe you wish, then you'd wish not to be because its sad.
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Yeah, so I'm done making fun of you. That comment really depressed me and made me realize that you're just a screwed up kid in lots of pain that wants any sort of attention and doesn't believe he deserves positive interactions.

I really hope you get your stuff together and cleanup your act. Try to realize that Bromo Dragonfly is not making your music any better and you might have a chance at avoiding a life of bad craziness and late life avoidable pain.


Good luck, Jordan.
 
reklus said:
Yeah, so I'm done making fun of you. That comment really depressed me and made me realize that you're just a screwed up kid in lots of pain that wants any sort of attention and doesn't believe he deserves positive interactions.

I really hope you get your stuff together and cleanup your act. Try to realize that Bromo Dragonfly is not making your music any better and you might have a chance at avoiding a life of bad craziness and late life avoidable pain.


Good luck, Jordan.
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I thought about that once too. In fact I suggested he really needed to address his drug usage (before his brain liquified, as I recall saying) and get his life in order, but I can tell by his creation and posting of new "material" that he either can't, or has no intention of trying.

If he has no intention, then his life is a foregone conclusion, in which case there's no pitying him. Life is always cut short for those who abuse and don't care. He obviously enjoys that state and being screwed up, so he's going nowhere.

If he can't, then the damage is already done and there's probably no hope of rehabilitation. If that's the case his mind is lost and he will continue to live in this fantasy world of his.

I guess the best thing to do would be ignore him, but if he keeps posting this stuff then he's just asking for all the abuse he receives.

Either way, I have no pity for someone so clueless, even though you may be right about him just wanting attention because he's screwed up. I refuse to play into that and give him what he wants. Those who crave that kind of attention and get it by these means grow addicted to that as well, and resort to these attempts repeatedly.

In this case I prefer negative reinforcement.
 
JordanD said:
another new tune by me!

choosy cloudmp3killedharshness.mp3 - 1.69MB

and guys, dont feel bad for me. as long as im on drugs and so close to making a big classic hit album, im happy. cuz i know its in me!
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You are going to die unknown, very young and very poor.

Get used to it.

P.S. You should really be posting these in the MP3 clinic from now on. Get some other opinions besides mine. Maybe even some constructive criticism if you can handle it.

Let this thread die unknown, very young ...and it's been a very poor thread.
 
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