yo help a brotha out

[gangsta.boi]

yo b heres tha deal... im settin down sum sick rhymes next wizeek...which mother fuckin mic should gansta boi use for recordin some vocals??!?! whats the best mic a brotha can get under $50 for recordin some rhymes?

much love and peace to my homies...
gangsta.boi

 

[orksnork]

wow........

 

[random.hero]

http://www.orientaltrading.com/appl...r-_-Datafeed-_-Datafeed-_-Datafeed&sku=49/133

there... use those. they are really popular for use in vocals.

 

[sweetnubs]

don't worry my friends I speek jive as this pidgin language was known in the 70's, please allow me to translate:

"Hello friends here is the question I am presenting to you: I am recording some nice music heretofore within 7 fortnights, which microphone should I, who refers to myself in the third person since I all I think about is myself, use for recording my golden throat? (note: in the parlance of this subgroup in reference to their instrinsic value system he or she would most likey refer to their vocals as "platinum" instead of "golden") What is the best microphone a friend of yours can purchse for under fifty greenbacks for recording some golden (or platinum) music?

I love you all my dear friends and peace be with you,

moron

 

[northern cali]

yo im offended by this shit, why do mothafuckas got knock rappers like that...that shit aint coo...

 

[sweetnubs]

Translated statement of a person from northern california: Greetings i wish to engage in debate, I find your comments to be offensive. Why do you gentlemen deride people who think simple limmerick rhyme schemes coupled with the same tired tr808 based beat used ad infinitum? That is not a nice thing to do to my ridiculous subculture.

 

[mentalattica]

yo im offended by this shit, why do mothafuckas got knock rappers like that...that shit aint coo...

I actually thought it was pretty funny given the original poster used such poor grammar, spelling (along with the period in his name?) and felt it was necessary to use slang/ebonics to ask a simple question.

"What's the best microphone under $50.00 for rap?"
Which would have led to... well... we all know...

He didn't knock rap or rappers, until his follow up post...lol
There's no need to take it as an insult if it applies to you, the original post was just that foolish.

 

[superbeatballer]

A fresh new meadow of understanding...

refuge for the lost!!!!!
http://www.bettydodson.com/subsex41genart.htm
Rochembeau inclusive.

 

[orksnork]

he said next week...a fortnight is 2 weeks! and you said 7 of them!!!

i call bullshit on this translation

 

[RAMI]

I call bullshit on the original poster. I say it's someone trying to make a certain group of people look bad. Nobody can be that stupid and still be able to work a computer. Has nothing to do with being a rapper or not. He just sounds too idiotic.

My vote: Bullshit.

 

[Nakatira]

I call bullshit on the original poster. I say it's someone trying to make a certain group of people look bad. Nobody can be that stupid and still be able to work a computer. Has nothing to do with being a rapper or not. He just sounds too idiotic.

My vote: Bullshit.

I agree.

Its to obvious.

Nice try though

 

[superbeatballer]

Bullshit called already. http://www.bettydodson.com/subsex41genart.htm

 

[northern cali]

Translated statement of a person from northern california: Greetings i wish to engage in debate, I find your comments to be offensive. Why do you gentlemen deride people who think simple limmerick rhyme schemes coupled with the same tired tr808 based beat used ad infinitum? That is not a nice thing to do to my ridiculous subculture.

yeah homey n all rock music is about devil worshiping, depression, and suicide...

 

[superbeatballer]

yeah homey n all rock music is about devil worshiping, depression, and suicide...

You forgot about the gay devil.

 

[mshilarious]

don't worry my friends I speek jive as this pidgin language was known in the 70's, please allow me to translate:

"Hello friends here is the question I am presenting to you: I am recording some nice music heretofore within 7 fortnights, which microphone should I, who refers to myself in the third person since I all I think about is myself, use for recording my golden throat? (note: in the parlance of this subgroup in reference to their instrinsic value system he or she would most likey refer to their vocals as "platinum" instead of "golden") What is the best microphone a friend of yours can purchse for under fifty greenbacks for recording some golden (or platinum) music?

I love you all my dear friends and peace be with you,

moron

Wow, sweetnubs' best post ever!

Brings to mind my favorite Biggie tune:

http://www.bizbag.com/Misc articles/Rap Lyrics Translated.htm

 

[chessrock]

Hey sweetnubs ... do you prefer your coffee the way you prefer your men, by chance?

.

 

[mshilarious]

Hey sweetnubs ... do you prefer your coffee the way you prefer your men, by chance?

.

Hot, strong, and black? Yes!




Oh wait, I was talking about me there I even told my college roommate that once, I was pretty sure he was gay, but somehow he was still embarassed

 

[raisethesparks]

Hey sweetnubs ... do you prefer your coffee the way you prefer your men, by chance?

.

Ground up and in the freezer?

 

[Mr. Moon]

yeah homey n all rock music is about devil worshiping, depression, and suicide...

Yes

...and your point is?



-mr moon

 

[BigRay]

Translated statement of a person from northern california: Greetings i wish to engage in debate, I find your comments to be offensive. Why do you gentlemen deride people who think simple limmerick rhyme schemes coupled with the same tired tr808 based beat used ad infinitum? That is not a nice thing to do to my ridiculous subculture.

are you a drag queen?