Worst Instrumentalist Ever

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I would rather put a gun in my mouth than listen to:

  • Joe Satriani

    Votes: 5 5.4%
  • Steve Vai

    Votes: 13 14.0%
  • Michael Angelo

    Votes: 15 16.1%
  • Chuck Mangione

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • Kenny G

    Votes: 52 55.9%
  • Vernon Reid

    Votes: 4 4.3%
  • Billy Sheehan

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Keith Jarrett

    Votes: 1 1.1%

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Michael Angelo, for being the most tasteless, most unmusical, most egotistical, cheesy pile of crap.
 
There are probably a few instrumentalists out there that are even worse than the people on that list. Quite a few.
 
ME! next to that most of the punk rockers that i see out there at the places i end up running sound at :(
 
What in God's name is Keith Jarrett doing on the list???????

Holy shit. I don't know what recordings of his you've listened to, but Keith Jarrett is an outstanding player. Have you at least listened to any of his trio recordings with Gary Peacock and Jack DeJohnette? That alone is seriously heavy shit; light years away from Kenny G and the rest of your list.
 
leddy said:
What in God's name is Keith Jarrett doing on the list???????

Holy shit. I don't know what recordings of his you've listened to, but Keith Jarrett is an outstanding player. Have you at least listened to any of his trio recordings with Gary Peacock and Jack DeJohnette? That alone is seriously heavy shit; light years away from Kenny G and the rest of your list.

Uh, that's the joke entry. I have his Well-Tempered Clavier, on cassette so I'm not really sure where it is, but I've got it somewhere :confused:
 
I refuse to pick....I was not on the list. I am now heartbroken. Can't seem to win, for being a loser.... :D
 
post.aux.fader said:
Um, where's micheal bolton?

Technically he does play guitar and piano, but he's known for being a wretched vocalist and songwriters, so no dice.
 
Is this really a contest? Kenny G will win, hands down for his meaningless wankery and pussy persona. Plus, I had to look up who Micheal Angelo is. Based on his website alone (very fucking annoying), he deserves to win, but I already voted.

p.s. - I have Kenny G's picture on a dartboard in my office.
 
scrubs said:
Is this really a contest? Kenny G will win, hands down for his meaningless wankery and pussy persona. Plus, I had to look up who Micheal Angelo is. Based on his website alone (very fucking annoying), he deserves to win, but I already voted.

p.s. - I have Kenny G's picture on a dartboard in my office.
Michael Angelo is so annoying it makes me want to rip my ears off and bury them in the backyard. The person who voted for Steve Vai clearly hasn't heard of Michael Angelo, because he's faster and has no idea what music is. Michael Angelo single handedly turned me off from learning to shred, before that I thought Steve Vai was pretty good to listen to, but it makes you realize that theres a limit to how fast you can play before you cant hear the difference between the notes anymore.
 
mshilarious said:
So long as I have some shred of hope of dating her, she ain't goin' in the poll ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Esteban, not Estefan. :p
 

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Steve Morse, I know its not his fault Ricthie aint in Purple but He has ruined every show of Purple I`ve seen :)
 
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