Why must my mono songs become converted to "stereo" on cd

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I sent you my last album, didn't I? :confused:

Maybe you shouldn't have sent it to him on 2" Ampex.
How pretentious of you WS!
Next time use those wonderful sounding "Golden Lake" or "Purple Goose" or one of those Chinee restaurant named cassettes, from Tapei.
(just be sure to wave it in front of a large low-quality CRT prior to posting.)....

I bet you'll have the new sound in next to no time.........or some form of tissue disease.
 
Maybe you shouldn't have sent it to him on 2" Ampex.
How pretentious of you WS!
Next time use those wonderful sounding "Golden Lake" or "Purple Goose" or one of those Chinee restaurant named cassettes, from Tapei.
(just be sure to wave it in front of a large low-quality CRT prior to posting.)....

I bet you'll have the new sound in next to no time.........or some form of tissue disease.

My setup actually has TWO large low-quality CRTs. I should turn one off right? Otherwise it would be in stereo--and we know that just won't work...
 
Yep--2 CRTs will make it stereo. (See above post). Next time I'll wave the cassette in front of just one monitor.


Yes WS, that seems quite reasonable...I'll go with that.!!!

I tried waving it infront of my widescreen LCD, didn't seem to give me that little extra push over the edge like the crt's did.
Game of MONOpoly anyone?
Anyone selling A monitor/speaker yet?.... Anyone here selling a stereo amp with a blown channel?...I'll give you half of what I think it's worth!!

Anyways..I'm off to purchase some 'fu li long golden' cassettes....not that Ampex shit.
 
Holy shit, is this thread still going? I thought JordanLSD would've had a psychotic break by now. I guess I lose that bet.... :rolleyes: :D
 
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Wow. I'm not surprised he didn't post a reply. Unrequited love is a bitch to deal with.

Jordan, I feel for you but I don't swing that way. I don't think you do normally either but I am a hell of a guy.

/<ace rimmer mode>
 
This thread should have died by now.

Reklus, you keep bumping it. Why is that?
 
This thread should have died by now.

Reklus, you keep bumping it. Why is that?

Huh. I dunno. I guess I'm worried that Jordan's little star might fade.

Also, it's like a train wreck that you caused by shifting your weight too quickly.
 
I give up. Damnit...Bump.

I'm sorry. I want more shitty songs.

You must mean "great" songs. Here is one that I want to record with Jordon:
Title:
"Time is as Time was with a pizza box"


The sky turned grey without a hue
The hawks flied south, ahead of you
The grass grows green and covers ground
Whilst all the time there was no sound

The day, the night, It can be afright
The clock ticks loud, and started the fight
Between the walls the mice stood still
To fend the cold and damp the chill

The chill (the chill) was deathly cold
The smell (the smell) was mainly mold
The pizza box had grease and grime
And all along We cheated time

We cheated time (we cheated time) we ate our grime (we ate our grime)
The clock ticks loud (the clock ticks loud) Because the motor
was burning out.
;)
 
I just made a new sad halloween psychedelic pop album. Album is called 'halloweenemo"!

you can stream each of the songs by clicking the links next to the titles, and you can download whole album here

Jordan Davis - halloweenemo MP3.rar - 24.48MB


the album is sonically(the first and last song are in mono, but the others, have cool breakthrough stereo sound) very cool and the pop songs are dark and fun and sad and very personal, and each song very different!

Total length: 24 minutes 28 seconds

here are the songs to stream:)

1. 01.Dont Forget (1:45) 01.Dont Forget.mp3 - 1.65MB
2. 02.The Eyes in the Window Stereo (2:02) 02.The Eyes in the Window Stereo.mp3 - 2.14MB
3. 03.Blender (1:38) 03.Blender.mp3 - 1.48MB
4. 04.Dreams so Far Away (1:18) 04.Dreams so Far Away.mp3 - 1.75MB
5. 05.Hollow Graveyard Bells (1:47) 05.Hollow Graveyard Bells.mp3 - 1.60MB
6. 06.Crazy Man (2:16) 06.Crazy Man.mp3 - 2.64MB
7. 07.White Interlude (2:02) 07.White Interlude.mp3 - 2.32MB
8. 08.Door of Twilight(Midnight Metal Door outside) (1:20) 08.Door of Twilight_Midnight Metal Door outside_.mp3 - 1.49MB
9. 09.Sea Chanting Witch (2:43) 09.Sea Chanting Witch.mp3 - 2.71MB
10. 10.Home at Night (1:03) 10.Home at Night.mp3 - 1.22MB
11. 11Mind Wolves (1:50) 11Mind Wolves.mp3 - 1.89MB
12. 12.Haunted Tree (1:25) 12.Haunted Tree.mp3 - 1.46MB
13. 13.Sweet Treats (1:09) 13.Sweet Treats.mp3 - 0.91MB
14. 14.Door of Twilight(Midnight Organ Door inside) (2:10) 14.Door of Twilight_Midnight Organ Door inside_.mp3 - 1.37MB


you'll like it. itsa hit! its not the world changing fairytale album, thats coming next week.
 
Go away. Seriously.

Your need for attention is surpassed only by your lack of musical talent. This is beyond old.
 
I applaud your productivity, but you missed the deadline!! I could have used these tracks to cut down on the hundreds of trick-or-treaters that swarmed my house last Friday.

I have to listen with crappy little headphones, because I'm at work. "The eyes in the window" might be used against you in court someday. I'm just sayin'

And the booby pictures that surround the player in the links are kind of not work-safe. If I get fired, I'll be recording much more, though, I guess.
 
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