Why must my mono songs become converted to "stereo" on cd

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JordanD said:
im furious. the album is on hold. my stupid puerto rican, we were laying in bed, and, we are oil and water. everythig she does hurts me. she is horrible. she kneed me in the thumb just as i was gently moving hand in her direction, she just moves her knee like a damned wrecking ball and my thumb is so hurt i cant even bend it. i cant stand her
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Oh fer cryin' out Pete's sake....It wasn't bad enough but now he's EMO???
Shit this is gettin' weirder. I didn't think it was possible.
 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ...
When he gets some backing singers will they be the Jordanaires?

Don't pick on Jordan so folks:
he's only doing what his whole generation is doing, exploring his underpants (or would that be boxer shorts) in public and expecting everyone to be as involved in his skid marks as he is.

In the meantime, as he/they separate the navel fluff into coloureds and whites we can remove the motive force from this slow motion car crash (it's really hard not to gawk at it isn't it!) by simply not responding - come on boy'n'girls, turn back to the Bold & the Beautiful before Brooke realizes you're not watching & the writers decide that Jordan will replace Deacon or, more accurately, Ambre as the focus and locus for self destructive urges.

I'd best stop before perpetuation becomes a self fulfilling MONO cycle.
 
rayc said:
...exploring his underpants (or would that be boxer shorts) in public and expecting everyone to be as involved in his skid marks as he is.
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You're absolutely right. We should all stop. But I couldn't resist complimenting you on this turn of phrase. It's genius. And as of now--it's mine. (people will think I'm so clever...:D)
 
WhiteStrat said:
And as of now--it's mine. (people will think I'm so clever...:D)
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heeeeey!
There's a word for claiming other people's shit as your own!
Antidisjordinationsophigas!
Look that up in your Fukandwagnalls.
 
I actually had a set of F'n'Wagnels.
Almost no one in Australia knew what that line was about to then it was a single entendre - I had a wry smile for a few years.
WStrat - feel free to use it as your own - I'm bound to have paraphrased or something somewhere & as to the potential "repurposing" of a phrase - well, that's all a matter of interpretation & (reckless) intent isn't it? A Good song by Australian Crawl - (Don't Be So) Reckless.
I think I'll take my 5mgs of Antidisjordinationsophigas and take a good lie down.
Dang, I wasn't going to respond!!!
 
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rayc said:
I think I'll take my 5mgs of Antidisjordinationsophigas and take a good lie down.
Dang, I wasn't going to respond!!!
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hehehehe...couldn't help yourself mate!

Oh, the medication also comes in capsules, for your swallowing displeasure.
It's called 'antijordamine'...... available from all leading sporting goods stores......also found to be 'naturally occuring' within KFC food products.
 
superspit said:
It's called 'antijordamine'...... available from all leading sporting goods stores......also found to be 'naturally occuring' within KFC food products.
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Actually, I'd hazard a guess that the antijordamine is a recent additive to combat the further rise of the infection that led to the creation of the original. I'd go on a limb to say that Patient Zero probably wasn't raised on home cooked free range stuff. There's probably a research grant in here somewhere.
 
JordanD said:
im only addicted to blunts, but i havent been able to get weed for a week, and im strong, im being strong. if you guys knew the life i lived, blowing old queens at truckstops, selling my ass for change, you'd know why i find peace in psychedellics. my asshole is so gaped you could roll quarters with it. i took a hypnotic, ambien, and i stayed awake, it was not enlightening though.
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i put back the parts he edited out.
 
Something makes me worried about JTC when he goes and posts pictures like that....
 
Everyone who's responded to this thread since my last post should now change their avatar blurb to "I'm an idiot."

I'll go first.
 
No, not yet you're not.

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