Where are all the metal heads?!?!?!

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I would say skipping class somewhere sewing Venom and Celtic Frost patches onto denim jackets and getting buzzed on Robitussin, but that's just a guess.
 
looking for some fellow metal head recording homies to share some tips and tricks with, altho i'm definitely open to any advice from a non metal lover as well. are there any out there? i got some new toys and plugins and i'm just testing them out on this new track to try and get a feel for them.
 
hahahaahah i hear ya man, well that is kinda the stereo type.... honestly, i hate being lumped in with the "look at me, i'm super spooky" guys. hahaha i've never understood that. probably never will..... its kinda gay. i just like metal.
 
Your link took me to an Andrew Bird tune. Not very metal. :)
 
dbogdan said:
How about hard rock?
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i like hard rock too man, well.... unless its godsmack. hahahaha nah man, i like everything from bob wills and the texas playboys to hank 3 to behemoth. not a fan of electronic music tho. (altho, thats how i make my drums, hahaha i'm such a hypocrit!).... also don't care for pop country or or hanson or anyone talking about "shaking dat ass". hahahah but i prefer to make metal, its really the only style i'm any good at, at all.... probably cause i don't have to sing. hahaha so i play to my strong points, like anyone, i suppose... the thing about metal that pisses me off tho is everyone is so "man, i'm super fucking scary and i eat babies and cut myself and wrap my dick in barbed wire and fuck dead people..... and if its not brutal, its not cool"....... which is pretty faggy to me. HUGE devin townsend fan. never heard anything he's done that i didn't like.
 
jimmys69 said:
Well, seriously, you should probably post a link that plays some metal, if you want to talk about METAL....

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i see what you did there. hahahaha and i approve.... weiner washer. hahahah
 
carl pants said:
i like hard rock too man, well.... unless its godsmack. hahahaha nah man, i like everything from bob wills and the texas playboys to hank 3 to behemoth. not a fan of electronic music tho. (altho, thats how i make my drums, hahaha i'm such a hypocrit!).... also don't care for pop country or or hanson or anyone talking about "shaking dat ass". hahahah but i prefer to make metal, its really the only style i'm any good at, at all.... probably cause i don't have to sing. hahaha so i play to my strong points, like anyone, i suppose... the thing about metal that pisses me off tho is everyone is so "man, i'm super fucking scary and i eat babies and cut myself and wrap my dick in barbed wire and fuck dead people..... and if its not brutal, its not cool"....... which is pretty faggy to me. HUGE devin townsend fan. never heard anything he's done that i didn't like.
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Dood, that is funny! It isn't the drummer that makes me hate Godsmack. It's that prick of a (supposed) singer, Sully. I met him during a soundcheck at Red Rocks. What an arrogant asswipe! And for what reason, because he can tell people to 'go away' or 'get away from me' while he growls incessantly?

Just my personal opinion, but I have no problem getting away from that f**k. Total ass.

By the way, Red Rocks has a capacity of 9000. They only sold 5000. It was many years ago though. I didn't stay to see them. Didn't see the need to be told to go away, I already wanted to go.
 
hahahah that whole band pisses me off. pure faggotry, and i won't be associated with them by pretending to like their music. and sully is like 3.5 feet tall, so of course he's angry and writes lyrics like that. if i was 3.5 foot tall, i'd kill myself..... but luckily for me, i'm 11 foot tall and my weiner is 3.5 foot long. so i'm in a good place.
 
carl pants said:
hahahah that whole band pisses me off. pure faggotry, and i won't be associated with them by pretending to like their music. and sully is like 3.5 feet tall, so of course he's angry and writes lyrics like that. if i was 3.5 foot tall, i'd kill myself..... but luckily for me, i'm 11 foot tall and my weiner is 3.5 foot long. so i'm in a good place.
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LMAO!

Yeah, he is the same height as Angus, but his balls are like kalamata olives. And he never smiles. Angry Napolean complex it seems.

Another funny store meeting the AC/DC guys, but not a disrespectful one. Just funny. :)
 
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