Where are all the metal heads?!?!?!

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It works fine for me, if I'm supposed to be listening to Black Metally 2 rendered.
 
hmmmmmmm works for too..... i was about to into "CARL SMASH" mode....... hahahahah
 
and yes, "black metally 2".... hahahaha i tend to have extremely gay song titles.... makes it more fun.... got another song in the works thats metal as shit.... little miss gooey two shoes..... about a girl with a terrible vaginal infection.... and a gooey vagina.... posted the song earlier on this post..... haven't tracked the vocals yet..... but here's a taste...

"holy fuck, jesus god.... run a rag thru that thing before you slide it on my log. smells like a fishing boat wrapped in old pastrami thats been basting in a hot car since the 4th of july. little miss gooey two shoes, you know i love you dear..... but if i catch another wiff, your snatch is gonna turn me queer."

yep..... thats how metal should be.
 
As far as the mix, it needs the bass and vox turned up a bit. ;)

Drums sound pretty fake, but you know that already. I'd try and get some more cymbal/room sound into them. Toms are kinda weird as well/somewhat distracting. Also, there are sections where the guitars are not very together.

Other than that, it sounds pretty good for what it is. Got any full mixes?
 
well, i do.... but they are old stuff before i was using an amp plugin... and honestly, the guitar tone.... well... i hate it.... but.... you asked for it.... soooooo here is HUFOB..... thats right.... the Haunted UFO of Bigfoot.
https://soundcloud.com/#user759033361/hufob

HUFOB

Deep inside the woods…..
There is something that lurks unseen.

Fuckin’ Bigfoot stomping thru the forest, sits on logs and plays ukulele and smokes crack with his homies. Huntin’ for ducks and quails and shit, he’s got a bad case of worms since he doesn’t like fire.

A diet of raw meat and sweet tarts, he’s more advanced than you would think. He’s fluent in German, calculus and sarcasm. Waiting for the day that he gets to go to his planet.

Waiting patiently every night, he looks to the sky hoping that he’ll see, the HUFOB… that’s right the Haunted UFO of Bigfoot. A ghost ship of high technology.

Guided by the spirits of his ancestors, the craft twists and turns thru the galaxy. On a collision course for earth…. Coming to pick up their brother.

Waiting on the HUFOB!!!
Waiting on the HUFOB!!!
Waiting on the HUFOB!!!
Waiting on the HUFOB!!!

Little did he know, that night that they would come. The one night that he didn’t watch the sky cause he was in his cave watching reruns of Matlock. This would make 3 times that Matlock has ruined his life.

Waiting on the HUFOB!!!
Waiting on the HUFOB!!!
Waiting on the HUFOB!!!
Waiting on the HUFOB!!!

Deep inside the woods….
There is still something unseen..

Fuckin’ Bigfoot is battling with serious addiction problems. He’s addicted to sniffing glue, freebasing meth and jacking off to Teen Beat mag, he’s seeing some dark lonely times.
It seems that there will be no rescue for Jeffery, oh yeah… didn’t I mention? That’s his name…. Jeffery the Bigfoot. He's got the Bigfoot lonesome blues..... Fuck!!! He's really got em this time..... Jeffery and the Bigfoot lonesome blues.

lyrical genius...... or total stupidity..... possibly both..... i drink too much. hahahah
 
I'll geet back to ya. Christmas dinner and shizzle happening now. Totally metal!!!
 
Most of them are in their forties I guess, watching "That Metal Show".
 
i'm talking about REAL metal.... not that old 80's faggy hair shit..... its almost 2013..... metal has evolved.
 
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