What's the best vintage tube mic for $1.50?

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A square tube is a tube?

How do you tell if it's vintage?:confused:

A square tube is a rectangular prism, right? Everybody knows that vintage rectangular prism mics beat the hell out of vintage tube mics....and you can tell it's vintage if it has a bigass brightly colored foam pop filter shoved over the end....so anytime you see one of those on a rectangular prism shaped device in front of a metal/jewelry-lined mouth you know that's a high quality sound capture device right there!
 
oh snap! The blingin' mic right here. I got the newman 37 sitting in front of me. R tehy uzually made of Kardbored? The geezer who sold me tihs bad boy said teh vintag mikes were made of kardbored, bekuz they hasnt invented modern materialz yet when tehy made it. Wher do teh string plug intoo?
 
Into the "string-in" jack on your sound card.

If you really want professional results though, you're going to have to up your budget to at least $4. Quality, vintage tubes alone cost at least $0.75.

Of course, I'm not speaking from experience, but I have seen a lot of other random people on the internet say this exact thing.
 
oh fuk son! jgezuzz! Teh hatr be sayin I am racist bul sheet. Fuk u man! I rekurd teh newman 37 on you azz and sound jus like R kelly... what
u rekard... chicken bo dingle an teh rednek band.. fik yhu, dildoh.
 
Into the "string-in" jack on your sound card.

If you really want professional results though, you're going to have to up your budget to at least $4. Quality, vintage tubes alone cost at least $0.75.

Of course, I'm not speaking from experience, but I have seen a lot of other random people on the internet say this exact thing.


75 cents? u tring to kill mee? fuk mhan!
 
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