I would say your major health risks are:
1. Lead poisoning
2. Blunt force trauma at the hands of someone from Gearslutz
3. Preceding everything audio related with "Ultra" when speaking, e.g."Is this connection an UltraXLR or UltraTRS? or "I think I have the UltraRelease set too long on the compressor" or "This UltraKick needs a little more Ultra6kHz".