bball jones
New member
What I meant was whiskey . . . spend it on whiskey and a rake
monty
Banned
Ya, he meant whiskey, so go bury your head in a vat of shit Davidk. Unless you're just trying to be my bitch. If that's the case, you'll have to try harder. And you can keep your "soom cool chatrooms" you illiterate fag.
DavidK
New member
Monty, great comeback!! What wit, what creativity!
When in doubt, if you can't think of a creative
thing to say, accuse somebody of being a fag.
That always works. Bravo to you and your wit.
I bet you are the shittiest musician on the planet.
Let me guess, you can't read music, right??
Good luck in your longtime roll as assistant
Manager of Burger King. I here they pay
well as of late, but let us know what is
in the special sauce, I have always wondered.
When some folks make spelling mistakes, It might
be do to the fact that they just played for
10,000 people and are tired.
How do you feel about those paper hats that burger
King folk wear?? Get used to it Asswipe, and
make sure you get one big enough for your head,
you waste of time.
When in doubt, if you can't think of a creative
thing to say, accuse somebody of being a fag.
That always works. Bravo to you and your wit.
I bet you are the shittiest musician on the planet.
Let me guess, you can't read music, right??
Good luck in your longtime roll as assistant
Manager of Burger King. I here they pay
well as of late, but let us know what is
in the special sauce, I have always wondered.
When some folks make spelling mistakes, It might
be do to the fact that they just played for
10,000 people and are tired.
How do you feel about those paper hats that burger
King folk wear?? Get used to it Asswipe, and
make sure you get one big enough for your head,
you waste of time.
monty
Banned
Good one Davidk. You're doing just fine here in the cave. Just a little professional advice; Next time throw in a few more profanities to spice it up a bit, but otherwise I give it two thumbs up. Keep up the good work. You have a great future ahead here in the cave. You may even be eligible for the Don Rickles award after you've had a few run-ins with Mr Q.
bball jones
New member
If I played for 10,000 people, I problee couldn't sleep for days. (Pardon my spelling)
DavidK
New member
Sir Monty, thanx man, In a weird, twisted way, that
was one of the coolest compliments one good give!!
I was so tired last night that I hardly remember
writing that, but when I read it back, it WAS
pretty fucking funny ( I usually work clean, I
threw in the fucking word in your honor). The
schtick about the special sauce was pure genius,
if I do say so myself. Me and you arent that far
apart.
Last night I played a Jesus born again gig
in Cleveland. I kid you not, 10,000 people
showed up for this thing. Why? beats the fuck
out of me, it was 3 hours long and stupid (but
notice the f word).
I just got home from Detroit, played with the
Trans-Siberian Orchestra. 3500 people there.
Why? Dont know, but TSO gigs have the best
catering out there, nice big spread of food
before every show. Got quite a few shows left,
good eats abound.
You're alright Monty. You can dish it, but you
can take it too. I take back what I said about
you being the shittiest musician on the planet,
I am sure you could kick John Tesh' Ass.
(I played in his backup band for a show last
year, he plays piano, but he just pushes the white
keys, but I wouldnt fuck with him, he is a big
motherfucker). David
was one of the coolest compliments one good give!!
I was so tired last night that I hardly remember
writing that, but when I read it back, it WAS
pretty fucking funny ( I usually work clean, I
threw in the fucking word in your honor). The
schtick about the special sauce was pure genius,
if I do say so myself. Me and you arent that far
apart.
Last night I played a Jesus born again gig
in Cleveland. I kid you not, 10,000 people
showed up for this thing. Why? beats the fuck
out of me, it was 3 hours long and stupid (but
notice the f word).
I just got home from Detroit, played with the
Trans-Siberian Orchestra. 3500 people there.
Why? Dont know, but TSO gigs have the best
catering out there, nice big spread of food
before every show. Got quite a few shows left,
good eats abound.
You're alright Monty. You can dish it, but you
can take it too. I take back what I said about
you being the shittiest musician on the planet,
I am sure you could kick John Tesh' Ass.
(I played in his backup band for a show last
year, he plays piano, but he just pushes the white
keys, but I wouldnt fuck with him, he is a big
motherfucker). David
bball jones
New member
Cleveland Rocks !
Cool DavidK,
I did a gig for over 10,000 once. Russian River Raggae fest in the early 90's. Funny as hell, one dirt road leading to the festivity and it is jam packed with cars, like a tailgate party, and we got an hour till showtime.
Got out and hoofed it and made it OK. Under the lights on stage ya couldn't see a dang thing. We rocked though, and afterwards yours truly, slept like a baby.
Cool DavidK,
I did a gig for over 10,000 once. Russian River Raggae fest in the early 90's. Funny as hell, one dirt road leading to the festivity and it is jam packed with cars, like a tailgate party, and we got an hour till showtime.
Got out and hoofed it and made it OK. Under the lights on stage ya couldn't see a dang thing. We rocked though, and afterwards yours truly, slept like a baby.
monty
Banned
Glad to see you're playing for such great audiences Davidk. And yes, when I think of poor old John Tesh I get an undeniable hankering for white bread and Twinkies.
MISTERQCUE
Not Just Anutha Brutha
John Tesh???
Dy-no-mutha'f#ckin'-mite!!!!!!
monty,no-1 can ever take the "Don Rickles" award
from you! You mos' def'lee 'da man!!!!!
Dy-no-mutha'f#ckin'-mite!!!!!!
monty,no-1 can ever take the "Don Rickles" award
from you! You mos' def'lee 'da man!!!!!
DavidK
New member
The deal about John Tesh was: He was a jerk as
well as untalented. Its cool to be a jerk and
talented, or to be untalented and nice, but
a jerk AND untalented aint going to work.
I play backup for touring shows for a living
these days, play with lots of big boys.What
happens is these guys travel with a 6 piece
band, and they will hire a string section
of union players to back them up, in
whatever city they are in, usually 10 strings.
We get the charts at 3pm, rehearse for 2 hours,
eat dinner then do the show. The star usually
comes to rehearsal at 4:30, says hi and thanks
to the strings, then in the show, says "lets
give a hand to the great string section" etc.
John Tesh is the only person I have ever worked
with who never looked at us or acknowleged us
once, and I have done 1000 of these shows.
He is as Sterile as his music. David
well as untalented. Its cool to be a jerk and
talented, or to be untalented and nice, but
a jerk AND untalented aint going to work.
I play backup for touring shows for a living
these days, play with lots of big boys.What
happens is these guys travel with a 6 piece
band, and they will hire a string section
of union players to back them up, in
whatever city they are in, usually 10 strings.
We get the charts at 3pm, rehearse for 2 hours,
eat dinner then do the show. The star usually
comes to rehearsal at 4:30, says hi and thanks
to the strings, then in the show, says "lets
give a hand to the great string section" etc.
John Tesh is the only person I have ever worked
with who never looked at us or acknowleged us
once, and I have done 1000 of these shows.
He is as Sterile as his music. David
monty
Banned
That's very interesting. I wondered what the story was behind those shows like Tesh and Yanni and those guys that play those lightweight piano concerts and writhe and wriggle and throw their hair back like they are doing something really magnificent. Ever notice how the whole concert seems to sound like the same song?