Tip for recording Death Metal guitar on a Tascam 414, I discovered

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cephus said:
I can't imagine than legion serial and I have any more in common than our guitars do. His is some gay-assed, low-action, .008-strung butt plug and mine is a hilti hammer drill covered with pink fun-fur.
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What? HAHAHA. There we go with the fucking assumptions again. Well done. I play a Strat. Seafoam green. I use heavier strings than that. Sorry to dissappoint you but dude, you really aren't hitting the mark tonight.

Here, I fixed your post for you.

cephus said:
mine is some gay-assed hilti hammer drill covered with pink fun-fur.
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Now that's better.

Just face it dude. You are so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

Jeez...

(BTW. A pink furry guitar does actually sound pretty fucking cool :D )
 
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I think Rob Zombie had said it best on the Metal: A Headbanger's Journey Documentary. Metal is this huge phenomenon and you can go to a Slayer concert with 2,000 people going ape shit, but it's still so largely misunderstood and looked down on, and then some asshole starts talking about the propor string gauge for a butt plug becasue he learned the right way to do it in a prison shower. So much for musical open mindedness.
 
ScreamingHead69 said:
and then some asshole starts talking about the propor string gauge for a butt plug
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Ha...that made me laugh.
 
ScreamingHead69 said:
I think Rob Zombie had said it best on the Metal: A Headbanger's Journey Documentary. Metal is this huge phenomenon and you can go to a Slayer concert with 2,000 people going ape shit, but it's still so largely misunderstood and looked down on...
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2000 people is huge?
 
Metal is like Rap, except rappers are actually making money and getting pussy.
 
cephus said:
Metal is like Rap, except rappers are actually making money and getting pussy.
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If you think metal is anything like rap, you're completely handicapped. I apologize for arguing with you, as you clearly are not blessed with the means to understand our arguments.

And I get plenty of "pussy", thank you very much. The hot skinny large-breasted kind.
 
steve.h said:
If you think metal is anything like rap, you're completely handicapped. I apologize for arguing with you
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You're right man, it does take some talent to sweep with flippers.
 
steve.h said:
If you think metal is anything like rap, you're completely handicapped.
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Both are all about the posing and the bravado and the exaggerated machismo, right? Both have limited appeal, especially among real musicians. Use your imagination. Not every song needs to be about tearing your mother's heart out and drinking her blood from a thermos. Maybe instead of practicing your scales you could read a book or something and find out there's more to life than 32nd notes. :D

Hey, good one about all the big-titted skinny girls you're banging. I did indeed snicker when i read that. Can you do us a favor and google image some photos to go with your imaginary sexual exploits. My request: Big boobs look best on redheads.
 
cephus said:
Both are all about the posing and the bravado and the exaggerated machismo, right? Both have limited appeal, especially among real musicians. Use your imagination. Not every song needs to be about tearing your mother's heart out and drinking her blood from a thermos. Maybe instead of practicing your scales you could read a book or something and find out there's more to life than 32nd notes. :D

Hey, good one about all the big-titted skinny girls you're banging. I did indeed snicker when i read that. Can you do us a favor and google image some photos to go with your imaginary sexual exploits. My request: Big boobs look best on redheads.
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Wow you really beleive all that shit? Posing and bravado? Songs about tearing your mothers heart out?

How long ago did you last listen to metal? And what have you been listening to?

I listen to a lot of metal, and a complete minority of it is about tearing your mothers heart out and killing people. Most of what I hear is political... I don't see lot of posing and bravado. Bunch of guys on stage enjoying playing music. Possibly the singer is a good showman. Knows how to work a crowd. Nothing wrong with that.

I haven't heard this shit from anyone over the age of 15 before. Personally I would have credited you with much much more intelligence than to actually beleive that all metal is about macho posing, screwing chicks, and killing people. That's like me saying that all country and western music is about duels at high noon, moonshine, and riding horses. I'm not sure if you are actually serious or not when you go on about this crap.
 
cephus said:
Both are all about the posing and the bravado and the exaggerated machismo, right? Both have limited appeal, especially among real musicians. Use your imagination. Not every song needs to be about tearing your mother's heart out and drinking her blood from a thermos. Maybe instead of practicing your scales you could read a book or something and find out there's more to life than 32nd notes. :D

Hey, good one about all the big-titted skinny girls you're banging. I did indeed snicker when i read that. Can you do us a favor and google image some photos to go with your imaginary sexual exploits. My request: Big boobs look best on redheads.
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It is entirely possible that you are just not processing what metal is. Metal does not require speed of guitar wanking. And just because somthing is fast or technical doesnot make it metal.

Johnny Castro can shred like a crazy man....but he's the singer in a blues band.

Your narrow view of metal is fairly typical.

But.....I prefer big boobed red heads too...soo.... :cool: :D

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cephus said:
Both are all about the posing and the bravado and the exaggerated machismo, right? Both have limited appeal, especially among real musicians. Use your imagination. Not every song needs to be about tearing your mother's heart out and drinking her blood from a thermos. Maybe instead of practicing your scales you could read a book or something and find out there's more to life than 32nd notes. :D
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Okay, I'm convinced that you're just taking the piss now, because I don't believe you're really that dense.

Go ahead and say something else that is totally bone headed so I can confirm. ;)
 
i wouldn't know what to do if somebody got so worked up over something i said that he grabbed his guitar and played every note he knew and then started yelling SHOW ME YOUR CHOPS!!!!!!
i'd probably try to never see that guy again since i know enough lunatics already.

by the way this thread is 7 years old, get over it.
 
i had no idea that this thred was so old....so i withdrawl my last post....now i feel like an idiot and so should whoever brought this post back from the dead....get a life caugh caugh steve h
 
chestwick91 said:
i had no idea that this thred was so old....so i withdrawl my last post....now i feel like an idiot and so should whoever brought this post back from the dead....get a life caugh caugh steve h
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I brought it back to life because I was looking for tips on recording metal guitars, and when I read this thread I felt as if as a non-retarded metal-head, it was my duty to respond. I have to keep in mind how stupid most people are on message boards, and how it's not really worth arguing with somebody 'cause you can never tell if they're being serious or just pulling strings.

Oh, and they're actually spelled "thread", "withdraw", and "cough", for the record.
 
steve.h said:
If you think metal is anything like rap, you're completely handicapped. I apologize for arguing with you, as you clearly are not blessed with the means to understand our arguments.
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Can't you tell when you're being pranked? ;^)
 
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