The Verdict Is In!

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in control said:
There's nothing in the world that I enjoy more than blowing horses while shoving garden gnomes up my ass!!
Gosh...I sure do wish that somebody would like me...or remotely give a shit about my very existence...oh well, I suppose I'll just keep trying to soak up whatever attention I can find before I eventually die a slow and lonely death...
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Poor guy... :(
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
featuring snake dog the "Forum Nazi" on mad harmonica and dogman on cowbells??
then we could come on here and NOT post our song, but still claim it's better than the whole board combined!!! :D :D

by the way Ted-P, is your client crhistan?
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But offcourse, we need the exsquissit cowbells and Harmonicas of the Rockdogs, and we will never sign for mystery, because were to great and flamboyant.
were gonna get one semi trailer each to tour in , just like emerson lake and palmer. with our names on the roofs offcourse.
That will be on semi, with cowbells, one with harmonicas\ilamas, and on with aypearl chinese jewlery. :)
 
Holy smokes......SnakeDog a Nazi, and Naka a woman. I don't have any beer for 2 days, and the world goes to shit.....Man, I'm getting tanked tonight....see if it all goes away. Naka, wanna show me your boobies??? :D

And Purge.....Have a drink on me!!!!!
 
Dogman said:
Holy smokes......SnakeDog a Nazi, and Naka a woman. I don't have any beer for 2 days, and the world goes to shit.....Man, I'm getting tanked tonight....see if it all goes away. Naka, wanna show me your boobies??? :D

And Purge.....Have a drink on me!!!!!
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What??? I have Boobies......


running towards the nearest mirror :D
 
Man titties?????? EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
 
Track Rat said:
Man titties?????? EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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NO!!!! He called him Ma'am.....he's not a woman???? Shit......I can't get THAT drunk.......Sorry Nak, you're not my type. I likes me the women.
Ed
 
Dogman said:
Holy smokes......SnakeDog a Nazi, and Naka a woman. I don't have any beer for 2 days, and the world goes to shit.....Man, I'm getting tanked tonight....see if it all goes away. Naka, wanna show me your boobies??? :D

And Purge.....Have a drink on me!!!!!
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What??? I'm a Nazi????
 Just kiddin (you see that Tim-P.. no g on "kidding" whatcha gonna do???) I was called a Forum Nazi in another thread and thought that was pretty funny stuff.
 
Nakatira said:
But offcourse, we need the exsquissit cowbells and Harmonicas of the Rockdogs, and we will never sign for mystery, because were to great and flamboyant.
were gonna get one semi trailer each to tour in , just like emerson lake and palmer. with our names on the roofs offcourse.
That will be on semi, with cowbells, one with harmonicas\ilamas, and on with aypearl chinese jewlery. :)
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Man, this rocks!!! Why haven't we started this yet???????? My semi will have the llama/cow (he's still dissin ya Nak! Deal.) trailer, they'll be there for the majestic rooster/cow vocal parts, but the llama might soon drink too much and spit at a fan, sending him to jail lowering our popularity among the upper class "llama crowd" It's okay, we'll still be flamboyant :D :D

Mystery can't touch this!!!! The only thing stopping us is INTERNAL CONFLICTS (nak & tha cow)
 
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in control said:
Trust me,Maam,in the "real world" you would fall to your knees and beg Big Ted to have some mercy on you.
I will do you a favor and spare you some embarassment here though.
I won't tell these people how you groveled to me in a private message.
You literally begged me to not turn up the heat on you,remember?
don't come in here playing tough,little- girl,Ted(in control)Philips will spank your ass and send you back to bed!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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em·bar·rass·ment ( µm-b²r“…s-m…nt) n. 1. The act or an instance of embarrassing. 2. The state of being embarrassed. 3. A source or cause of being embarrassed. 4. An overabundance: an embarrassment of choices at a buffet dinner; an embarrassment of riches.

2 "r"s in embarrassment....big ted
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
Man, this rocks!!! Why haven't we started this yet???????? My semi will have the llama/cow (he's still dissin ya Nak! Deal.) trailer, they'll be there for the majestic rooster/cow vocal parts, but the llama might soon drink too much and spit at a fan, sending him to jail lowering our popularity among the upper class "llama crowd" It's okay, we'll still be flamboyant :D :D

Mystery can't touch this!!!! The only thing stopping us is INTERNAL CONFLICTS (nak & tha cow)
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Man you had to start it again I was going to let the Cow`s insults go, but tknow its all stirred up.
I`ve got a rep to consider, you know word on the street is that I`ve got tits :D
 
Nakatira said:
What the f..., thats a swedish site, man check your`e gramma :D :D :D , I bet ya Ted`s gonna be all over you correcting your swedish :D
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As soon as his mommy puts the side rails down on his crib and lets him back on the internet...
 
Nakatira said:
Man you had to start it again I was going to let the Cow`s insults go, but tknow its all stirred up.
I`ve got a rep to consider, you know word on the street is that I`ve got tits :D
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Whoa! Post some pics! lol..

me??? man, this is between YOU and THE COW, don't drag me into to this... you need to stand up to that cow or this band is in trouble.

wuz uP Tedz?
 
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Me and cow have decided to work it out, and direct our anger towards Ted.
We will be in therapy, trying to work it out.
maybe Monkey will se us if he can spare the time... :D
 
Nakatira said:
Me and cow have decided to work it out, and direct our anger towards Ted.
We will be in therapy, trying to work it out.
maybe Monkey will se us if he can spare the time... :D
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Good for you guys ;)

But, I don't get it? why Ted? He seems like such a nice & cool guy. (Okay, I'm trying to get on his good side to one day be able to work with the MAJESTIC cristhon) Ted's the man... man.

So Teddy Bear, what about the lyrics in my songs since a lot of them are instrumentals? Does the cristhon still run circles around me?
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
Good for you guys ;)

But, I don't get it? why Ted? He seems like such a nice & cool guy. (Okay, I'm trying to get on his good side to one day be able to work with the MAJESTIC cristhon) Ted's the man... man.

So Teddy Bear, what about the lyrics in my songs since a lot of them are instrumentals? Does the cristhon still run circles around me?
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short answer to your question,ummm-yeah,Christian run's circles around you,and you know it.
get over it,jealousy is not a healty emotion.
it will make your titties sag.
I don't speak to people who only do instrumentals so consider this my last exchange with you SnakeDog5050.
You really are not worth my time,at all.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
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