I may not be an
expert but I DO know a fun playing and great sounding guitar when i have one in my hands and my favorite guitar I own (out of a 94 Gibson SG Standard, 04 US strat. 05 Rick 360/6) is definitely my 04 faded yellow DC Les Paul Jr that I paid only $649 for new (I know I probably overpaid according to you). I must admit I really started loving the guitar
after it had a pro setup. TO ME it is an awesome sounding, playing and looking guitar.
I do take everything i read on the internet with a grain of salt (especially YOUR posts lol) but if 69 out of 69 user reviews say that this guitar is a 10 out of 10 or close then its probably a pretty good guitar, specially at $150 off the regular price.
I guess im lucky im not such a "smart guy" like yourself because I would be unhappy with every piece of gear I owned. Ignorance really is bliss