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Denon were selling a cable - their description bordered on the silly side
Dedicated DENON LINK cable made of high-purity copper wire
Question:
I am selling my kidney for $15000 to buy this cable (New one is for $9999, refurb is $999, used is $400). Which one is best? I dont wanna be cheap!!!
Answer:
Dear Valued Customer: We at Denon understand our customers' concerns with being perceived as cheap, and we try to go the extra mile to make sure you walk away with an expression of sullen resignation on your face and a brand new AKDL1 in your hand. We even offer a gift receipt service in which we bronze and mount your transaction slip to a varnished sheet of ivory for display purposes; surely none of those jerks at work will dare call you cheap when they see THAT baby!
In regards to your actual cable needs, we would recommend you purchase one of each type of cable just to be on the safe side. Not because there is any record of a Denon AKDL1 ever actually failing, but merely that any such failure would likely obliterate your house when the warp portal to Dimension X snaps shut, so spares are always nice to have. Also each cable provides a stackable +10 to Charisma and an immunity to HIV
Question:
I need at minimum 1.21 Gigga Watts will I be able to achieve that power with this version or do I need the Newer version?
Answer:
Well, that is the question. Earlier this year California exceeded 1 gigawatt in solar energy generation. The entire network is bussed through one of these cables in Sacramento. The outer shielding is reported to be cool to the touch. Interestingly enough, the USB connectors are glowing cherry red but Denon has stated that cherry red is within their operating parameters and not to be concerned about failure until the connector transitions from blue to white at which time a blast that will devastate approximately 4 city blocks is imminent. Denon is further helpful by stating that users should wear hazardous environmental suits beyond 1 gigabyte so my recommendation to you doctor is to keep that suit on, and your seat belt too, of course, whenever seated in the DeLorean. BTW, one of these cables slipped through Ebay in a middle of the night auction for $6.00, so there are deals to be found. Denon got wind of the sale and immediately stated that the warranty is non-transferable. Yea Denon!
Dedicated DENON LINK cable made of high-purity copper wire
- Get the purest signal from multi-channel DVD and CD playback through Denon receiver
- Connector and cable structure designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse effects from vibration
- Rounded plug lever on connector to prevent bending or breaking
- Measures 1.5 meters long (59 inches)
Question:
I am selling my kidney for $15000 to buy this cable (New one is for $9999, refurb is $999, used is $400). Which one is best? I dont wanna be cheap!!!
Answer:
Dear Valued Customer: We at Denon understand our customers' concerns with being perceived as cheap, and we try to go the extra mile to make sure you walk away with an expression of sullen resignation on your face and a brand new AKDL1 in your hand. We even offer a gift receipt service in which we bronze and mount your transaction slip to a varnished sheet of ivory for display purposes; surely none of those jerks at work will dare call you cheap when they see THAT baby!
In regards to your actual cable needs, we would recommend you purchase one of each type of cable just to be on the safe side. Not because there is any record of a Denon AKDL1 ever actually failing, but merely that any such failure would likely obliterate your house when the warp portal to Dimension X snaps shut, so spares are always nice to have. Also each cable provides a stackable +10 to Charisma and an immunity to HIV
Question:
I need at minimum 1.21 Gigga Watts will I be able to achieve that power with this version or do I need the Newer version?
Answer:
Well, that is the question. Earlier this year California exceeded 1 gigawatt in solar energy generation. The entire network is bussed through one of these cables in Sacramento. The outer shielding is reported to be cool to the touch. Interestingly enough, the USB connectors are glowing cherry red but Denon has stated that cherry red is within their operating parameters and not to be concerned about failure until the connector transitions from blue to white at which time a blast that will devastate approximately 4 city blocks is imminent. Denon is further helpful by stating that users should wear hazardous environmental suits beyond 1 gigabyte so my recommendation to you doctor is to keep that suit on, and your seat belt too, of course, whenever seated in the DeLorean. BTW, one of these cables slipped through Ebay in a middle of the night auction for $6.00, so there are deals to be found. Denon got wind of the sale and immediately stated that the warranty is non-transferable. Yea Denon!